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Do you think you could survive a week in the wilderness near where you live

Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:59 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16007 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 12:59 pm
My wife told me she didn’t think I could live outside for a week in the woods behind our house. She’s crazy as shite I’ve been hunting my entire life this will be cake she says I get to have 10 items of my choosing and if I do it she’ll give me anything I want
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45187 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:00 pm to
You realize your wife just wants a week with Jody, right?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51746 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:01 pm to
10 bj's
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5132 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:01 pm to
Jody about to tear it up for a week while you're getting eaten by mosquitoes.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7295 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5452 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

She’s crazy as shite


Pics to prove.

quote:

hunting my entire life


Challenging you so she can her BF all weekend.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19179 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:02 pm to
Just one week? Sure.

Can I pick the season? Because I'd rather do it in like early October or April. I'd rather not be out in the AL wilderness in 98 degrees and humid as frick.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22666 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

She’s crazy as shite I’ve been hunting my entire life


I bet you hunt in a box stand with Little Debbies and Monster Energys. Good luck.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7386 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:03 pm to
I could probably do it, but I'd likely have to eat a lot of things I don't have any interest in eating.
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:04 pm to
You were the kid whose parents would say things like, I bet you can’t eat all those brussel sprouts.
Oh yeah I can, watch….
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16007 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

I'd rather do it in like early October or April. I'd rather not be out in the AL wilderness in 98 degrees and humid as frick.
I’m with you here I think I’m gonna plan to do it next winter. frick this heat
Posted by MEANGREEN65
Funkytown, TX
Member since Oct 2014
777 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:06 pm to
Send me your address. I’ll take care of her while you’re playing with yourself in the woods for a week.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:06 pm to
Naked and Afraid style, no.

Alone style with clothes and 10 survival items, probably so.
Posted by Chromdome35
NW Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
6826 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:07 pm to
When I was a freshman in college (82), I took a mini-course offered in wilderness survival. The final exam consisted of being dropped off in the wilderness to spend the weekend by yourself. All you could take with you was what you wore and a Planters Peanut Can that contained whatever you wanted.

It was an interesting experience with the primary goal being to establish that you can actually do it if you had to.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:07 pm to
The biggest challenge would be clean drinking water, assuming I didn't have access to purification methods
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16007 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Alone style with clothes and 10 survival items, probably so.
this is what we’re going with
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Alone style with clothes and 10 survival items, probably so


Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6220 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:10 pm to
can one item be a case spam?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16459 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

All you could take with you was what you wore and a Planters Peanut Can that contained whatever you wanted.



What did you take in your can?
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26982 posts
Posted on 5/20/22 at 1:11 pm to
Jody is coming over for a few days, and then she's going to send him into the woods to have a hunting accident. She ask you about your life insurance policy lately?
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