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re: Do you think you could date a pornstar?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:39 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:39 pm to Jim Rockford
I wouldn't have any problem dating one of those sapphic chicks that just does lesbian scenes
I would have no problem munching her box after a day's work...
I would have no problem munching her box after a day's work...
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Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:41 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Nah, but I really wish I was one of Brandi Love stepkids.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:43 pm to BugaPainTrain7
No effing way. Two brothers I know married porn stars- one was married to Jenna Jameson, that didn't end so well but he's now married to a "normal" woman and they have two children. The other is married to a porn chick named Bibi Jones and I just heard yesterday they are expecting their third child. He was previously married to a Playboy Playmate of the Year and has also dated other porn stars. Their family reunions must be interesting.
This post was edited on 10/20/16 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:48 pm to AlonsoWDC
quote:
Having sex with a lot of partners, or even a lot of well-endowed partners, doesn't make a vagina 'loose.'
I've had sex with a decent number of women, my dick is short, but I have to buy the large lifestyle skyns for girth, and I can call horse shite on that pussy comment.
I was FWB with a girl in college whose boyfriend must have had a dick like a 40oz beer. Pussy was tight for me before he hit it. Pussy looked like a wizard's sleeve by the time they broke up.
Pussies aren't immortal. Holes stretch. Dig in your nose every day and I bet your nostrils would get bigger.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:58 pm to X123F45
Damn Rando, that's some funny shite right there.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 6:59 pm to X123F45
How soon after they broke up did you have sex with her again?
Not all vaginas are the same, obviously, but your story about your FWB doesn't fit with some anecdotes I have.
YMMV.
Not all vaginas are the same, obviously, but your story about your FWB doesn't fit with some anecdotes I have.
YMMV.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:03 pm to AlonsoWDC
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How soon after they broke up did you have sex with her again?
We had sex the entire time.
She has a kid now. I bet that little bastard walked out of that thing.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:09 pm to X123F45
quote:
More like an excellent reference.
Ah. It's been a while since I've seen that movie. I remembered the scene, but didn't realize the words were flipped.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:41 pm to Sasquatch Smash
I "dated" a woman of the night for a year. AMA.
*Yes, I think strippers like me too*
*Yes, I think strippers like me too*
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:51 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Because she and her spouse don't trip over stupid shite.
They were arrested for a domestic disturbance regarding an argument about formula, so that may be a tiny bit untrue.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 7:52 pm to X123F45
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I was FWB with a girl in college whose boyfriend must have had a dick like a 40oz beer. Pussy was tight for me before he hit it. Pussy looked like a wizard's sleeve by the time they broke up.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:04 pm to BugaPainTrain7
You don't "date" them, do you? You whip out some cash, do your business and dab a little campo phenique on the subsequent cold sores. It ain't the fricking junior prom.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:33 pm to RockAndRollDetective
When I could date a pornstar, no way I could of handled dating someone doing that.
Now that I am pretty much an old fart with a kid, wish I could of lived through that sort of fun. Me now wouldn't of gotten jealous and would of enjoyed the hell out of the partying and shite. Of course me now also understand that it also would of been a joke of a relationship because it wouldn't lead to anything and I would just get off the ride when it got old or when she realized I couldn't satisfy her (which would be immediately.)
Now that I am pretty much an old fart with a kid, wish I could of lived through that sort of fun. Me now wouldn't of gotten jealous and would of enjoyed the hell out of the partying and shite. Of course me now also understand that it also would of been a joke of a relationship because it wouldn't lead to anything and I would just get off the ride when it got old or when she realized I couldn't satisfy her (which would be immediately.)
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:41 pm to PairofDucks
Some people are into their girls fricking other dudes, some aren't. I am not into that.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:45 pm to AlonsoWDC
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Having sex with a lot of partners, or even a lot of well-endowed partners, doesn't make a vagina 'loose.'
What is the root cause of this phenomenon then? She is not aroused or something?
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:53 pm to BugaPainTrain7
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Do you think you could date a pornstar? by BugaPainTrain7
frick yes. And shed better have a vicious coke habit too.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 8:54 pm to TbirdSpur2010
quote:. A baby will frick one up though. Seen it I myself live and in person.
Hyperbole. Vaginas are resilient.
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:14 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Damn never took you as someone into that cuck shite
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:34 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Think I could get by with these
Posted on 10/20/16 at 9:41 pm to BugaPainTrain7
Date - sure
Marry - no
Marry - no
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