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Do you know anyone that injured or killed themselves inserting a Q-tip too far?

Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21458 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:33 pm
I feel like I cheat death everyday.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:34 pm to
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Do you know anyone that injured or killed themselves inserting a Q-tip too far?
In which orifice?
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:34 pm to
Living on the edge. Thumbing your nose at fate.

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21458 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:36 pm to
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In which orifice?


Mostly the ear, but I like to swab out my urethra once a week or so.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:36 pm to
killed themselves?
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:36 pm to
Right there with you man.
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
4948 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:36 pm to
Yes, ruptured her colon.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18445 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:38 pm to
You can bust an ear drum relatively easily, but if you manage to kill yourself with a q-tip, something was going to do you in sooner than later.
Posted by LSU5508
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3617 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:39 pm to
Had surgery because of it. Not kidding.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21458 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

killed themselves?


My mom said it could happen. Don't start on my mama.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35494 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:41 pm to
That's how my cousin Walter died.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25987 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:43 pm to
Its clear his parents told him not to play with Razor Blades or Q-Tips and he hasn't deviated from that line of thought.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28708 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:46 pm to
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Mostly the ear, but I like to swab out my urethra once a week or so.
FYI Q-tips are not supposed to be inserted into the ear canal at all. It does more harm than good by shoving wax further in there.

I don't know the rules about swabbing out your urethra, but personally I would follow the same ones that apply to the ear canal even more closely.
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 10:47 pm to
Your momma only had your best interest in mind. Shows great love for you on her part. Do you not think Evil Knievel's mom never warned him jumping the fountain at Caesar's palace on his moped might be a poor choice for a Saturday night's excitement.
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28725 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 11:14 pm to
The end of it broke off in my ear. It caused really bad headaches. Went to urgent care and the doc was able to remove it.
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 11/19/19 at 11:17 pm to
I knew a guy who slipped and hit his elbow against the wall while Q-tipping his ear.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:15 am to
Pittsburgh Phil used to do that for a lying with an ice pick
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:50 am to
Mom, now 82, had to have back surgery in her late 60's. Turns out it was from all the cracks my brothers and I stepped on when we were younger.

shite adds up.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84886 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:06 am to
quote:

FYI Q-tips are not supposed to be inserted into the ear canal at all. It does more harm than good by shoving wax further in there.


Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6005 posts
Posted on 11/20/19 at 6:02 am to
quote:

You can bust an ear drum relatively easily


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DeafJam73


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