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re: Do you hover when you use the bathroom?

Posted on 1/20/22 at 7:30 am to
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7143 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 7:30 am to
Love pooping in public bathrooms. The peace of mind that comes from knowing you're not gonna have to worry about plunging the toilet when you're done is unmatched.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28959 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 7:30 am to
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If I question the seat but need to sh!t I’ll put toilet paper down if there aren’t any of those paper seat protectors


TP on the toilet seat is just as effective as Joe Biden's mask...
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2667 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 7:32 am to
quote:

And BTW when women hover it shows she is in shape. It is hard to do and we don't get piss n shite everywhere.


Nope, not necessarily! When I worked in NOLA, our dept OPs, who were all overweight, tried to to pull off the hover and failed. A lot. I think I may have been the only person *not* hovering. I found a safer floor in the building that had cleaner bathrooms.

Had our company addressed the issue, it would’ve been awkward. It was the OPs and me in Engineering.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18586 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 8:00 am to
No, I’m not a chick
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2372 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 8:57 am to
95% of people touch various public things all day, then touch their phone, then eat without washing their hands. Y'all complaining about sitting on a plastic toilet seat? The guys sound like bigger women than the actual women in here. Wipe the seat and sit that big arse down and handle your business.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
9831 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 9:58 am to
I'll routinely do bare cheeks to seat, but one of the most disgusting feels I've ever felt is accidentally touching my junk tip to the cold porcelain.
Posted by Buck Strickland
Arlen, Texas
Member since Sep 2017
157 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 10:30 am to
Some of you people lead sheltered lives. I can't count the number of times I've gone in the woods. I just spent the better part of a year giving Uncle Sam his pound of flesh in the desert and shitting daily in the nastiest Port O'Johns known to man.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6860 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 10:55 am to
Shitting in the urinal is easier than hovering.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20427 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 11:02 am to
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I’m a woman and never heard of this.


Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20427 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 11:04 am to
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I just spent the better part of a year giving Uncle Sam his pound of flesh in the desert and shitting daily in the nastiest Port O'Johns known to man.


Ain't that the truth!
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21165 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 11:33 am to
If you are that worried about the toilet seat then you probably need to just hold it until you get home.
Posted by tha mastablasta
Somewhere over the rainbow
Member since Jan 2012
533 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 11:58 am to
Never shite in public. Problem solved…
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27772 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 12:26 pm to
Forgiven for skipping leg day
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17977 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 12:29 pm to
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Some of you people lead sheltered lives. I can't count the number of times I've gone in the woods.


I'd much rather shite in the woods than a public restroom. I had to shite the other morning on my way deer hunting, I held it until I got to the woods instead of stopping at a gas station
Posted by Lazer Legz
South
Member since May 2020
345 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 12:29 pm to
Just use the arse gaskets.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172075 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 12:34 pm to
hoverers are the ones who shite the back walls of the toilet area. fricking sick disgusting individuals.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
10629 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 9:31 pm to
Sit the f down or carry it around with you for the rest of the day trying to play it off cool what do you want to do
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16896 posts
Posted on 1/20/22 at 9:44 pm to
I hover in the real nasty ones like a gross gas station unless I know it’s gonna be messy and last a while.
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