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Do You Have An “Elevator Speech”?

Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:07 pm
Posted by GAFF
Georgia
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:07 pm
Guy at work can seemingly hit it off with anyone he comes across. Truly impressive. I asked him today how he did it and he stated that he has about 5 different “elevator speeches” depending on who he is talking to. This is primarily in a corporate setting but he mentioned that every time a new manager is hired he “researches” them and that lets him know which speech to pull out when he meets them. Made me realize I need to step my game up.

Any of you have one? Curious to hear what the primary points are.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59188 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:08 pm to
Yes. It starts with a question

Who farted?


And ends with an answer

Me
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70408 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:10 pm to
It's called elevator pitch, not speech.

Your friend's wife is fricking the pool boy and is in debt to his eyeballs.
Posted by TigerMond84
Member since Dec 2014
480 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:10 pm to
I started humming/singing “Love in An Elevator” while on an elevator once. I think it creeped out the other person on there.

Oh well.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33809 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:10 pm to
Sales people have elevator speeches

And those can't do, sell

So no, no elevator speech
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
188950 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:12 pm to
yes

its leaps and bounds better than oweos stair speech
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40597 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:13 pm to
I usually pull out the “Come here often?”
Posted by GAFF
Georgia
Member since Aug 2010
2607 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:14 pm to
This guy isn’t selling a product. He’s just selling himself. You’d legit think he and whoever he is talking to have known each other forever when in reality it’s their first meeting.
Posted by PetroAg
Member since Jun 2013
1634 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:14 pm to
sounds like a combination of Patrick Bateman and the cable guy. I despise people who “play the game” with inauthentic corporate clownery
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 8:15 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33809 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

better than oweos stair speech

But his "this ramp is almost but not quite wide enough" speech is killer
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
11489 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

Guy at work can seemingly hit it off with anyone he comes across. Truly impressive. I asked him today how he did it and he stated that he has about 5 different “elevator speeches”


Subtle “I’m a bellhop” brag.

Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26082 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:17 pm to
Can you give an example or two?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
82690 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:17 pm to
He’s got his outlines but he also has charisma. If you’ve gotta think about it this hard then it’s gonna come off incredibly awkward when you try to run through your outline.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21136 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Any of you have one?


Yes.

Leave me alone.
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
1340 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:30 pm to
I never worked in a business that had an elevator. i know what the speech is about but had to use different tactics. Like befriend a boss and be a superior contributor.
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1873 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

And those can't do, sell


Funny you say this…..when I went to the VP of engineering at the company I was working for and told him I was considering a move to sales from my project engineer position he replied….

“You ever see a group of customers come here and want to meet the sales guys? They come here and want to meet y’all”

Well, I took the sales job- then got recruited to run the whole global business for one of our competitors and I own my company in a related industry now.

So yeah, I couldn’t do making $60 grand 25 years ago being someone’s bitch for the rest of my life.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5249 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:37 pm to
You are talking about two different things. In sales you learn about the first early on. It's called a Elevator Pitch. It's basically less then a minute summary of who are, what solutions you provide, why you are intruding on their time, and ask a probing open ended question that gets them talking. The goal of the first minute of a pitch is to get them interested and earn the second minute of their time.

The second thing you are talking about is building rapport and quickly building a relationship. This one becomes easy when you get the hang of it.

The subject most people like to talk about the most is themselves and their hobbies and the thing most people like to talk about the least is you.
When you meet someone new ask open ended questions about the person you are meeting and listen to what they say.

Listening is the hard part people fail at. If you ask someone a question trying to get to know them and don't listen to the answer what is the point. When the person seems very interested in a subject file it away and circle back to it in the conversation or at a later point in time.

Try to avoid questions that lead to a Yes or No answer. Example- "Do you have family?" Instead change it around to "Tell me about your family?". Or, "Do you like to golf?" vs "What's your favorite course to play and what do you like it about it?" That gets them talking. The more they talk and the less you do the more they will like you.

That's a rule lots of sales people struggle with. The fastest way to get a someone not to like you is by spending your time with the person telling them all about yourself.

The person doesn't care and will have a negative opinion of you. However if you spend your time being genuinely interested in the person, their business, their family, their problems they will have a high opinion of you.

All this also translates out of the sales world into the personal relationship world. On a date? Or talking to the boss? Ask questions of the other person and limit talking about yourself. 75% of the conversation about them and 25% of the conversation about yourself is a good rule of thumb.

Anyway, that's all my personal opinion based on over 25 years of successful sales and relationship building.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 9:10 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59188 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Instead change it around to "Tell me about your kids? What are their names?" That gets them talking.


No. That gets you on a pedo list.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:42 pm to
Rapport.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
46066 posts
Posted on 5/14/25 at 8:42 pm to
Some people are born with the gift of gab
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