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re: Do you have a "work wife" or "work husband"?

Posted on 12/30/24 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
47133 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Was told many years ago by someone had lived it "never stick your dick in your cash register".



The euphemisms abound in this realm


Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Don't get your meat where you get your bread.

Don't use the honey where you make your money.

Don't get laid where you get paid.

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23166 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 3:41 pm to
No. If I did, my SO would show up and beat his arse. I would probably get fired.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2703 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 3:47 pm to
Work Wife - Coming to theaters Thanksgiving 2025

Adam Carolla is a humble management analyst at a stuffy, bureaucratic corporation making vinyl grain silos. Mandy Moore works across the cubicle farm validating insurance. Their flirtatious banter and time-wasting rituals get them through the day, and has for years, until Paulie Shore, in a career-redefining role, shows up on the scene. Who will end up representing the company together at the upcoming (and sure to be riotous) Annual DriedFoodsCon? A work marriage hangs in the balance- don't forget your dry-erase marker!
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22802 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 3:57 pm to
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blows me in my office if that’s what you mean.



Not wife but ain't mad.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122093 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 3:59 pm to
I hate all of these stupid fricking terms people use "work husband"... I am a "dog mom", etc, etc. WTF is wrong with people. Why can it just be a coworker you work good together with.. Or that you have a fricking dog.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
12248 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 4:11 pm to
We have a conspiracy that our company will not hire anyone remotely attractive or anyone that gives off a skanky vibe in any way.

The owner is a female so she has the final say on who gets hired.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29851 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 4:22 pm to
I have a work uncle. He teaches me all the stuff my dad never taught me, for better or worse. I've worked with him since I was 12. I'm now 40 and he's about to retire. Not quite sure what I'm going to do when he's gone.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12069 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 4:23 pm to


Stupidness personified.

Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12069 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 4:27 pm to
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Know a guy who has had three work wives over his career .. know he fricked two of them and am pretty sure he did it with the third.


About once or twice a year HR comes to me to pull the Teams chat logs of employees. It’s always one male and one female and every single time there is explicit talk about meeting in parking lots or hotels after work or on weekends to frick

I could cut and paste and create a romance novel from the chats
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2703 posts
Posted on 12/30/24 at 4:29 pm to
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Stupidness


The ironicness...
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