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re: Do you have a micro-penis?

Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:02 am to
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
5196 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:02 am to
Only if I measure from the taint.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6255 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am to
Skoal can
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34089 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Do you have a micro-penis?



I'm hung like a field mouse
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60421 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:30 am to
Man, I kinda feel sorry for the guy!
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
2062 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Man, I kinda feel sorry for the guy!


I absolutely do. (Deep pain in the laughter)

I posted the link, not to poke fun, but the guy seriously could do stand up.

But, I laugh at everything.
My wife says I’m a perpetual teen boy.
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
14076 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:23 am to
I don't know. I fathered two boys. My wife got pregnant while an IUD Device was installed. Doc said the sperm was down past the IUD. I took that as a. HUGE compliment.
Don't know!
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1896 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:32 am to
No. I’ve been blessed with an extra medium.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29460 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Cute story. 49% of black women have herpes btw


That number is a lot higher in EBR. Troll aside...
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18809 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:49 am to
quote:

My wife got pregnant while an IUD Device was installed.
I thought I was the only person that got past an IUD!
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15622 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:50 am to
Mine only looks big because I'm a small dude. Its 3.50"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72733 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:52 am to
quote:

I’ve been blessed with an extra medium.
Lucky you….

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23706 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:53 am to
Im the definition of average.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88368 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 11:57 am to
quote:

I took that as a. HUGE compliment.
Don't know!


don' get the gros tete baw, just means you have a strong swim team
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19036 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

I’ve been blessed with an extra medium.

Never been called big.
Never been called small.
But I've always been called back.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23426 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:23 pm to
Yes, only 2 1/4 inches across.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14534 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:24 pm to
Hung like a hamster frick like a sewing machine
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
4173 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

The average OTer’s is 3.50 inches.


Nice, that’s pretty big imo…
Posted by thetruthisnotkind
Houston
Member since Nov 2022
341 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:38 pm to
No. With that said, if I had a porn star size penis, I’m not sure I would have tried so hard in my professional career?!?
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
877 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 12:40 pm to
Not me, I’m a solid 5” using Adam Carolla’s official measuring technique. You measure from the anus, twice around the balls, and finish just past the tip.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13415 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 1:05 pm to
I'm so thick I've be turned down a few times. And also asked asked a few times, if I ever been turned down.
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