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Do you ever just sit on the toilet and read your phone for a long period of time?

Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:28 pm
Posted by FLTech
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Member since Sep 2017
21634 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:28 pm
I’m finding myself that whenever I take a dump and I’m done I still sit there just reading shite on my phone for an extra 20 minutes

Does anybody else do this?

I’m kind of thinking it’s becoming a problem for me
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:29 pm to
No.

It's bad for your body
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1132 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:30 pm to
Every time I try your old lady wants to come
in and give me a blumpkin.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
84727 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:31 pm to
Yes, I do this everyday.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
23491 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:31 pm to
In This Is 40, Paul Rudd does. But it's mostly to get away from his wife and kids.

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36615 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:31 pm to
Don’t forget the hemorrhoid creme
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
62711 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:32 pm to
Careful, bro. I was super sick after my office Christmas party a couple of years ago and chilled out on the toilet for an hour the next morning because I couldn't really move. Got hemorrhoids from it.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38329 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:32 pm to
Yes

Every damn day
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
21634 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:32 pm to
Now at.. she’d Laugh at the size of yo dick
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130459 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:34 pm to
I watch youtube videos. It's fantastic for toilet time.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
21634 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:34 pm to
Is it because the butthole is wide open for a long period of time?

When I’m done I wipe my arse but I still sit there reading shite with a wide open butthole
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 3:35 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130502 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:35 pm to
Yeah, when I do I make up stories about jogging and hoboes so I can virtue signal
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6153 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:38 pm to
Only do it when I'm on the clock.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62936 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:38 pm to
My legs have fallen asleep doing this
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37037 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:39 pm to
Only when I’m at work.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51797 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:40 pm to
So long that my feet have fallen asleep
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
21634 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:40 pm to
Ok so this is kinda normal for people
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9159 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:41 pm to
It's a good way to develop hemorrhoids.
Posted by auburnu008
I am the bagman
Member since Feb 2010
19188 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
62983 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

It's a good way to develop hemorrhoids.


Yes if you are trying to blast shite out of your arse while sitting there.
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