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do you break wind at your workplace

Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:41 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16594 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:41 pm
Let 'er rip in front of co-workers?
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2310 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:43 pm to
Only friends
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173715 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:43 pm to
Absolutely not. I once fired a CFO who tooted during a negotiation with the representatives of our Siberian acrobats.
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2067 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:48 pm to
Absolutely
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:52 pm to
Depends on who is in the room. Men rip, rap, rad.

Women within earshot
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26328 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:57 pm to
I crop dust all other This mother
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:16 pm to
Most of the time I am by myself, so yes.

I do have a black Lab who (I bet) can put anyone here to shame. He is with me a lot of the time, and seemingly could not care less about burning one in front of me. I swear I have seen him laugh before when he cut one.
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 10:20 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51613 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:18 pm to
I work by myself. I’ve been stuck on the phone with customers and had to piss in the garbage can a few times. Of course I fart at work.
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 10:21 pm
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:20 pm to
never fails, when I do that is when somebody pops by my desk
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33412 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:23 pm to
At work? Sure. In front of colleagues? No.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:28 pm to
I work around machines with a bunch of dudes. So yeah.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7274 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:59 pm to
Only if there is a woman present who farts first. In that case I fart very loudly, so that she knows her flatulence is inferior to mine.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:03 pm to
I’ll rip silent ones any place and any time
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4867 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:33 pm to
This schtick is really really old
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:34 pm to
I have a closet in the back of my office with a locked door which I made into a mini man cave. Put a recliner in there as well as a small TV. I go in there all the time to rip one
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

I work by myself. I’ve been stuck on the phone with customers and had to piss in the garbage can a few times.



Huh? Why not just walk to the bathroom? Are you still using a landline??
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 12:02 am to
Nope

My farts the day after drinking and eating bar food smell like toxic chemicals

It is more of a public safety concern than anything
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173715 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 12:10 am to
quote:

break wind


quote:

Passing Wind


Fancy running into you here.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20250 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 4:08 am to
I will crop dust in a heart beat.

Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:51 am to
I wear overalls to work, when coworkers see me flap the bib they know to run.
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