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do you break wind at your workplace
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:41 pm
Let 'er rip in front of co-workers?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:43 pm to L1C4
Absolutely not. I once fired a CFO who tooted during a negotiation with the representatives of our Siberian acrobats.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:52 pm to L1C4
Depends on who is in the room. Men rip, rap, rad.
Women within earshot

Women within earshot

Posted on 11/23/19 at 9:57 pm to L1C4
I crop dust all other This mother
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:16 pm to L1C4
Most of the time I am by myself, so yes.
I do have a black Lab who (I bet) can put anyone here to shame. He is with me a lot of the time, and seemingly could not care less about burning one in front of me. I swear I have seen him laugh before when he cut one.
I do have a black Lab who (I bet) can put anyone here to shame. He is with me a lot of the time, and seemingly could not care less about burning one in front of me. I swear I have seen him laugh before when he cut one.
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:18 pm to L1C4
I work by myself. I’ve been stuck on the phone with customers and had to piss in the garbage can a few times. Of course I fart at work.
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:20 pm to L1C4
never fails, when I do that is when somebody pops by my desk
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:23 pm to L1C4
At work? Sure. In front of colleagues? No.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:28 pm to L1C4
I work around machines with a bunch of dudes. So yeah.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 10:59 pm to L1C4
Only if there is a woman present who farts first. In that case I fart very loudly, so that she knows her flatulence is inferior to mine.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:03 pm to L1C4
I’ll rip silent ones any place and any time
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:33 pm to S
This schtick is really really old
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:34 pm to L1C4
I have a closet in the back of my office with a locked door which I made into a mini man cave. Put a recliner in there as well as a small TV. I go in there all the time to rip one
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:59 pm to TDsngumbo
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I work by myself. I’ve been stuck on the phone with customers and had to piss in the garbage can a few times.
Huh? Why not just walk to the bathroom? Are you still using a landline??
Posted on 11/24/19 at 12:02 am to L1C4
Nope
My farts the day after drinking and eating bar food smell like toxic chemicals
It is more of a public safety concern than anything
My farts the day after drinking and eating bar food smell like toxic chemicals
It is more of a public safety concern than anything
Posted on 11/24/19 at 12:10 am to Passing Wind
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break wind
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Passing Wind
Fancy running into you here.
Posted on 11/24/19 at 4:08 am to L1C4
I will crop dust in a heart beat.
Posted on 11/24/19 at 5:51 am to L1C4
I wear overalls to work, when coworkers see me flap the bib they know to run.
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