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Do the Pioneer plaques do a good job of explaining humans to extraterrestrials?

Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:06 pm
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:06 pm
Would aliens be able to interpret this?

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The Pioneer plaques are a pair of gold-anodized aluminum plaques that were placed on board the 1972 Pioneer 10 and 1973 Pioneer 11 spacecraft, featuring a pictorial message, in case either Pioneer 10 or 11 is intercepted by intelligent extraterrestrial life.




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At the top left of the plaque is a schematic representation of the hyperfine transition of hydrogen, which is the most abundant element in the universe.


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On the right side of the plaque, a nude man and woman are shown in front of the spacecraft.[6] Between the brackets that indicate the height of the woman, the binary representation of the number 8 can be seen (1000). In units of the wavelength of the hyperfine transition of hydrogen this means 8 × 21 cm = 168 centimetres (66 in).


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The woman's genitals are not depicted in detail; only the Mons pubis is shown. It has been claimed that Sagan, having little time to complete the plaque, suspected that NASA would have rejected a more intricate drawing and therefore made a compromise just to be safe.[8] Sagan said that the decision to not include the vertical line on the woman's genitalia (pudendal cleft) which would be caused by the intersection of the labia majora was due to two reasons...Second, Sagan believed that a design with such an explicit depiction of a woman's genitalia would be considered too obscene to be approved by NASA.


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At the bottom of the plaque is a schematic diagram of the Solar System. A small picture of the spacecraft is shown, and the trajectory shows its way past Jupiter and out of the Solar System.
This post was edited on 4/25/22 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22487 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:08 pm to
If that were to happen today the media would flip out that they were white
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:08 pm to
How dare those shitlord bigots not recognize the 294722394273 genders!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98337 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:11 pm to
This will explain to them where
Jaxxton's home run ball came from.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2116 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:11 pm to
That guy could piss on his balls
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:12 pm to
2, 1
Posted by CSinLC
Member since May 2018
676 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:12 pm to
Outdated now. Just an old fashioned man and woman. All the other genders aren’t represented
This post was edited on 4/25/22 at 10:13 pm
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:13 pm to
Unfortunately aliens will never be able to find us based on this because we included Pluto, and when they see a solar system with only eight planets they will just try the next one.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:14 pm to
Just missing the 27 newly discovered genders.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:15 pm to
ET gonna be shocked when they get here and find this collection of shitbirds.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:15 pm to
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Unfortunately aliens will never be able to find us based on this because we included Pluto, and when they see a solar system with only eight planets they will just try the next one.


First, I should have known that the gender jokes would be the prevalent humor in this thread.

Second, thanks for the effort in your Pluto joke.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:16 pm to
As good as anything else. We have no idea what aliens would look like, and Kirk was still a hero in my book for shoving his dick into the great unknown.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:18 pm to
I like that the man is giving the aliens the Forrest Gump wave.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:18 pm to
Sorry but if aliens don't know Morse code or like titties frick em.
Posted by PowerTool
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:21 pm to
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Sagan, having little time to complete the plaque,


We've probably never heard from aliens because Sagan rushed it.
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:25 pm to
Nice tits.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:29 pm to
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11368 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:30 pm to
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Sagan said that the decision to not include the vertical line on the woman's genitalia


Aliens: "No cooter, no care."
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72193 posts
Posted on 4/25/22 at 10:31 pm to
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On the right side of the plaque, a nude man and woman
Way to be inclusive, shitlords!
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