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Do kids shorten parents' lives?
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:37 am
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:37 am
I get it, it's the reason we're here, but I'm only about 6 months in and have no idea how ppl have multiple kids. Maybe it's just the baby phase idk and maybe it's bc my kid is impossible, never ever sleeps.
Don't you just love the parents that brag "we just have the easiest and best baby ever"? Yeah screw yall.
Rant over. I feel .00001% better.
Don't you just love the parents that brag "we just have the easiest and best baby ever"? Yeah screw yall.
Rant over. I feel .00001% better.
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Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:39 am to CBarkleytruth
Give the kid small doses of Benadryl
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:39 am to CBarkleytruth
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I get it, it's the reason we're here, but I'm only about 6 months in and have no idea how ppl have multiple kids. Maybe it's just the baby phase idk and maybe it's bc my kid is impossible, never ever sleeps.
I've got news. It doesn't get easier.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:40 am to CBarkleytruth
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I get it, it's the reason we're here, but I'm only about 6 months in and have no idea how ppl have multiple kids. Maybe it's just the baby phase idk and maybe it's bc my kid is impossible, never ever sleeps.
Kid is probably teething. Give him some bourbon on the gums and then pour yourself a glass
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:40 am to CBarkleytruth
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:40 am to CBarkleytruth
These are the easiest times. You'll look back on this fondly when they're raising hell in third grade, when they're coming home at all hours as teenagers, when they're changing their major for the fourth time, when they're moving back in with you after their divorce.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:41 am to CBarkleytruth
just wait till she brings home Tyrone
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:41 am to SidewalkDawg
Thanks for the encouragement. Did it feel good to "teach" me that wise piece of valuable unknown information. And yea that's why I'm only having one
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:41 am to CBarkleytruth
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Do kids shorten parents' lives?
Does crack or heroin? There's your answer
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:41 am to CBarkleytruth
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Do kids shorten parents' lives?
Sure, especially if their names are Lyle and Erik.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:42 am to Jim Rockford
I'll gladly take that. You were prob one with an easy kid
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:43 am to CBarkleytruth
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Thanks for the encouragement. Did it feel good to "teach" me that wise piece of valuable unknown information. And yea that's why I'm only having one
Yep, felt great. I had a little grin while I typed it. First grin I've had in 7 years since both my kids were born.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:44 am to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
One thing about having multiple kids is that if you space them out a little the older ones can start helping you with the younger ones.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:44 am to CBarkleytruth
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And yea that's why I'm only having one
That's why I'm having none.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:46 am to crispyUGA
You are wise! It's torture
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:46 am to CBarkleytruth
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my kid is impossible, never ever sleeps.
It's true that it doesn't get easier, but it does get different (I've only gotten to age 9). The sleeping thing will definitely get better, so at least you'll be rested.
I think they get a lot more fun once they get to be 3-4 and older. That's makes up for the hassle.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:47 am to CBarkleytruth
Quit being a bunch of whining bitches. Take care of your children and stfu. When you are old AF, those children will be the ones that come visit your old, boring arse
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:48 am to CBarkleytruth
Hire a hot nanny like we did. Helps out in a lot of ways.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:49 am to lsufanintexas
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Hire a hot nanny like we did. Helps out in a lot of ways.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 9:50 am to CBarkleytruth
My oldest two are okay but I think my youngest is on an active campaign to give me a heart attack.
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