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Do I tip a masseuse? No happy ending

Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:14 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:14 am
I don't do massages but my wife set up this couples massage at a fancy hotel in New Orleans. So say the massage is $250-300, do I tip? And if so how much?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:16 am to
1.
2. Yes, you tip the masseuse.
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 10:21 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:16 am to
Just let the guy finger your wife a bit.
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4799 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:17 am to
In hotels the tip is usually 50%
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33442 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:17 am to
give the masseuse one of your watches.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Just let the guy finger your wife a bit


Why you think we are doing the couples thing? I need to get a rest.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16901 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:17 am to
I never have but that was at a massage place with appt and massage shouldn’t be over 50-100$... resort is different I suppose
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 10:18 am
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51746 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:17 am to
quote:

No happy ending


frick no
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:19 am to
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No happy ending


quote:

frick no


Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80761 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:19 am to
15-20% is standard
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:20 am to
quote:

1. $300 is a lot for a massage.


For 2 people
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33442 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:21 am to
quote:


quote:
1. $300 is a lot for a massage.


For 2 people

better be at least 90 minute massages for that price
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24626 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:22 am to
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wife


you've been around long enough to know how this works
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65044 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:26 am to
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you've been around long enough to know how this works


The last time I did it I got banned for 2 days
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9796 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:28 am to
Yes, but just the tip.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19444 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:29 am to
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So say the massage is $250-300


You get full service for that price at a Thai Massage Parlor.

Give them $5, you're already over paying.

eta: oh, between two people so that $125-$150 range. $20 tip you're still over paying.
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 10:32 am
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64952 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:31 am to
quote:

No happy ending


quote:

So say the massage is $250-300


Are you sure about the no happy ending part? Most real massages I have run across are about $100 for an hour. $250-$300 makes me think the masseuse does a little extra.
Posted by Drew Brews
SG·LA
Member since Feb 2018
1958 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:32 am to
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Do I tip a masseuse? No happy ending


Nah. If she wants a nice tip, she knows what to do. Leave it in her hands :rimshot:
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:35 am to
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my wife
speaking of.... Those 'spensive tits still sitting crooked?
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 10:36 am
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59442 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 10:36 am to
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you've been around long enough to know how this works

Post email and I'll shoot pics of his wife over.
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