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Do birds have the best elimination setup of all animals?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:48 am
Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:48 am
They can defecate at any moment, while flying or sitting, and gravity pulls their waste away from them so that they don’t have to see or deal with it.
Poor fish are on the other end of the spectrum.
Poor fish are on the other end of the spectrum.
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 11:56 am
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Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:50 am to weagle99
My policy is no weed before noon.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:51 am to weagle99
Yeah it’d be much easier to shite on people’s heads than it is now
Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:52 am to weagle99
Politicians.
Each side has their own supporters waiting to gobble up all the shite they spew.
Each side has their own supporters waiting to gobble up all the shite they spew.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 11:56 am to weagle99
Way better than the College World Series.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:03 pm to weagle99
Shrimp can convert feed to weight at about 1.2:1.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:16 pm to weagle99
I tell you what I don't understand about birds. Why is it everytime I see a black bird it's always on a damn telephone wire?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:17 pm to Sao
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Why is it everytime I see a black bird it's always on a damn telephone wire?
Probably looking for their shoes.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:18 pm to weagle99
And they get to fly everywhere...I watch those Pelicans, man they glide forever
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:21 pm to weagle99
quote:When I hear the term “elimination” used in the physiological sense it always sounds like a Nazi-esque “final solution” euphemism.
Do birds have the best elimination setup of all animals?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:22 pm to weagle99
Only problem with that is shitting yourself all the time... 
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:26 pm to weagle99
What sucks about being a bird is that flying burns a lot of calories. The average bird needs to eat something like half it’s body weight everyday so you’re entire life is spent flying around looking for crap to eat.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:32 pm to weagle99
Birds also combine all of their waste into one nasty dropping. No separation of urine and shite
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:47 pm to Upperdecker
Also known as the Louisiana BaLoon.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:47 pm to weagle99
Unfortunately gravity causes bird shite to fall on my car.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:52 pm to Upperdecker
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Birds also combine all of their waste into one nasty dropping. No separation of urine and shite
Well...I mean...they only have the one hole.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 12:53 pm to weagle99
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They can defecate at any moment, while flying or sitting, and gravity pulls their waste away from them so that they don’t have to see or deal with it.
Black Vultures shite on their own legs to keep themselves cool in the heat.
Posted on 7/28/18 at 1:58 pm to weagle99
I see birds everywhere, but almost never see dead birds. Where do they go to die?
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:11 pm to Dawgholio
*learnt
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:35 pm to Sasquatch Smash
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.they only have the one hole.
Ye Olde Cloaca
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