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re: Do attorneys like Gordon McKernan take on case work once they make it big?

Posted on 3/4/20 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87399 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 1:48 pm to
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Fun fact: Gordon has a prize closet his clients get to go in and choose from at the end of their case. Except it’s tiered like at an arcade where you can only choose certain prizes if your case was worth so much. And of course everything is branded and emblazoned with the “G”.

Can you imagine how good the crystal vase with a G on it looks over the fireplace in the double wide?!?

Word on the street is the satin robe is also a popular item.


Sounds like “Wheel of Fortune” back in the day when you had to choose prizes instead of taking the actual cash.

“Yes Pat, I’ll take the $900 toaster...umm...the $1600 coffee maker...ummm...”
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 1:48 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
30881 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:01 pm to
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Someone told me that Mo Bart hasn’t been in a courtroom in years. Not sure what truth there is to that.


Mo is more familiar with a basketball court than a courtroom. The only time he’s been in a courtroom was to get sworn in three decades ago.
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
9837 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:19 pm to
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so you're an adjuster/hired hand to take recorded statements

negative ghost rider ... vocational rehabilitation expert, and have been in the industry for 25 yrs. Based on objective factual information, the client can either return to their job of injury (with minimal or no loss of wages) or they will need vocational training to find a new profession (often times significant wage loss). I do expert work for both defense and plaintiff attorneys so I'm not labelled as a "hired hand". I know several colleagues who strictly work for one side, and their reports and expert opinions are the exact same whether it be a sprained ankle injury or 3 level cervical fusion.
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 2:24 pm to
No they and their offices avoid court like the plague. They want a quick settlement with an insurance company, sign disclosure agreements, and get on to the next big settlement case. I know someone that works for MB, been told any of their lawyer's that have to go to court for whatever reason is fired. They don't want long drawn out court cases just a settlement and their 33% - 40% off the top.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35723 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:07 pm to
Morris Bart has not actively practiced law since about 2008. He is a business man now. Most of the big personal injury lawyers are like that although I'm told if the number is big enough Gordon will get involved it is rare they go to trial.

However, if it goes to a trial I have seen a few of the TV guys in action.

Michael Hingle is very good in the courtroom.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465232 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:11 pm to
i watched Bart Bernard get 0'd on a death case a few years ago. an appeal saved his arse and gave him a retrial. he got a local, real trial firm to handle the retrial and i think they got $23M
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84370 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:12 pm to
the accelerator on the boat case. I think it was slashed by a higher court because the punitives were out of whack. They tied them to the generals and broke dick, absentee dad was the plaintiff and didn’t get much in generals. Mom had already settled. Now the little Broussard thinks he’s gods gift to lawyering

Bart has openly bragged about not taking depos and calling witnesses blind.

Most people have no idea what they sign up for
This post was edited on 3/4/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73144 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:22 pm to
Morris Bart has the most awkward smile ever on his ads.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18780 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:53 pm to
The big one in Memphis used to send anything that actually went to a trial to a firm with real trial lawyers. I don't know if they still do that, I do know that the firm they would send their trial work to definitely didn't advertise that they were handling those cases
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28443 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:55 pm to
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I know someone that works for MB, been told any of their lawyer's that have to go to court for whatever reason is fired.


Lies.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28443 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 3:57 pm to
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Bart has openly bragged about not taking depos and calling witnesses blind


I know some plaintiff’s attorneys who do this, but it’s not because they’re Atticus Finch. Rather, they’re incredibly lazy.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28122 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:27 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/6/21 at 11:18 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84370 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:54 pm to
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The insider information on these crash cash guys is interesting. I could listen to these tales all day.

Keep them coming.


One more I thought of on the ride home...

Gordon wrote a book on the Biblical basis for suing someone. I had a copy in my office but lost it. It was like 45 pages long, and was actually decently well-done considering the subject matter. Nice glossy pamphlet for a quick read. It had a lot of Bible verses, and some boilerplate legal principles he tried to tie together. Word is he didn't outsource it; he wrote it himself (with the help of the Holy Spirit, of course).

Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16755 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 5:54 pm to
G Is too busy making stupid commercials to show off his kids and have the commercials played over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7170 posts
Posted on 3/4/20 at 10:59 pm to
There was a thread on him. He worked for one of the dial a number repetitively firms.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37868 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:35 am to
I've got a good story about Hingle. Dude was in my family's restaurant with his mistress. Wife brought the kids and confronted him in front of the whole damn place
Posted by partyboy1930
Member since Jan 2014
1449 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:06 am to
At Gordon McKernan’s office, if you ask for Water, they give you a small bottle that says “holy water” on it with a picture of Gordon and number. What a POS
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37868 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:09 am to
I'd be cool with being a rich POS. He is like Orville Redenbacher though
Posted by mametoo
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
3276 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 1:33 am to
I'm so tired of this guy's family story being played out on local television.
Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
12058 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 4:10 am to
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Gordon wrote a book on the Biblical basis for suing someone. I had a copy in my office but lost it. It was like 45 pages long, and was actually decently well-done considering the subject matter. Nice glossy pamphlet for a quick read. It had a lot of Bible verses, and some boilerplate legal principles he tried to tie together.


Except it does not answer the question:

Does the process used to develop the case pass the pristine test?

Are the medical records the usual cookie cutter reports from the nefarious doctors utilized by the plaintiff attorneys?

Are the medical specials true and accurate or some overly inflated number which is paid at a far lower amount by an insurer or via a negotiated sum between doctor and lawyer when the case is settled. Meanwhile the attorney and his client collect the full sum under the collateral source rule.

Did the attorney refer the injured person to a surgeon who seldom has a good outcome. The surgery has a poor outcome leaving the poor injured pawn worse off than before. Of course, this worsened condition often leads to more surgery or addiction and pain management. All of which makes the case far more lucrative for the attorney, but leaves the client with a wrecked life.

See there is another side to these sanitized commercials and glossy billboards. The ads should read " Get Done Over" not Get it done.
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