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re: Divorce party/Housewarming gift present ideas

Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:09 pm to
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If he doesn’t go and run interference, HIS old lady is going to be getting railed with the trashy divorcee as well


yep, it's going to be as trashy as a LP bachelorette party, just in a bigger double wide
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:14 pm to
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An original Maplethorpe would be a nice gesture


Nobody here will get this but I laughed my arse off. I'd love to see someone's face when they unwrap a framed black and white photo of a massive black dick in the middle of a restaurant
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8148 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:26 pm to
This dude was smashing everyone close to her. You might want to ask what Mrs. Allen been up to.

Buy her a libido!
Posted by oliveandblue
Member since Nov 2014
1761 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 1:33 pm to
I am the furthest thing from a traditional guy, but shouldn't we as a society be frowning on any divorce? The mood should be reflective and somber.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78675 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 3:42 pm to
Nah, it’s 2019
Posted by IH8ThreePutts
Member since Mar 2018
1928 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:22 pm to
Get her a big tub of Coconut Oil... her old arse is probably dried up.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77704 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:27 pm to
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Nah, it’s 2019


Probably your most accurate post in a couple of years.

Phagt.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11231 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:28 pm to
This is the first “divorce party” I’ve ever known of
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:34 pm to
a nice bar set...or wine glass/champagne flutes, martini set...and the booze to go with it.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78675 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:45 pm to
Thank you
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:48 pm to
Some viagra and a small home in Amagansett.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109169 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 4:51 pm to
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777Tiger


You're taking this kind of hard son. The O-T couch is right over there.

Why don't you start with the moment you learned your Barre Instructor wife was getting plowed by Mrs. Allen's friends husband?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78675 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138848 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 5:06 pm to
GoFundMe for divorce lawyers
Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
8187 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 5:33 pm to
A handwritten letter telling her to put out more in next marriage...

In all seriousness, ole dude was banging his way through her circle...not cool.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 6:12 pm to
Thus chicks don’t divorce in ones.

All the support crew will be jettisoning their spouses in the next two years.
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