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re: Divorce party/Housewarming gift present ideas

Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:02 am to
Posted by Tigerdad2001
Watson
Member since Sep 2013
1012 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:02 am to
Big White Dildo!
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:11 am to
Ohmybod
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173728 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:11 am to
Oh Paul! What a winsome gesture from you and the lovely Mrs. Allen.
Posted by Niles
Seattle
Member since Oct 2019
205 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:12 am to
quote:

We’re also going to Nobu as a “divorce party” sort of thing.


Which Nobu?
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:34 am to
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19965 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:37 am to
Fuzzy handcuffs
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78675 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:38 am to
quote:

S






It’s going to be a grand time!
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:42 am to
Booze!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:43 am to
Sex toys
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:43 am to
quote:

It’s going to be a grand time!


get ready for an evening of extreme male bashing and women putting it on a pedestal (followed by GoH getting ridden like a wild pony by a local MC)
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6946 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Every home needs art. I’d say black and white, framed dick pics


Are you referring to the pictures being in black and white, or color pictures of black and white dicks?
This post was edited on 11/26/19 at 10:51 am
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
12014 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:01 am to
Weak troll effort
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:06 am to
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Mrs. Allen’s dear friend and sorority sister from NYU had the misfortune of finding out her husband was sleeping around. One of the women was their nanny. He’s some investment banker loser that also slept with her Barre instructor.


I know who you’re talking about, I’m going to the husbands divorce party in Costa Rica next week.

Have fun at nobu
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16213 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:07 am to
quote:

Anyhoo, she’s moved on and has purchased a condo in Tribeca with his money

FIFY
Posted by shankedshot
Wham
Member since Oct 2019
233 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:08 am to
Butt plug and one of your business cards with a note on the back, "Good for a free screw from Paul Allen, or his wife (your choice)" You might want to get preapproval from the little lady first. If she says no, then offer the upstairs maid.

You could also offer a threesome option.
This post was edited on 11/26/19 at 11:10 am
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
3017 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:10 am to
I have a question. What is the deal with her? Is she a bitch? Ugly? Why did husband feel the need to bang everyone around her?

Also, need to see pics of barre instructor.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:15 am to
Subtle my wife didn’t qualify for Columbia brag
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:15 am to
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Mrs. Allen’s dear friend and sorority sister from NYU had the misfortune of finding out her husband was sleeping around


So she's nuking the marriage?

Sounds like a pridefulness problem as much as a husband problem.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:18 am to
No input other than the whiskey cappuccino at nobu is pretty damn amazing.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 11/26/19 at 11:19 am to
An original Maplethorpe would be a nice gesture
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