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re: Dillards Cortana is closing

Posted on 1/11/21 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4875 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133112 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

I bet you I can tell you where you got your shoes


Yeah? Where.

quote:

I probably have more pair of shoes than you do.


But...why? You think Some unscuffed loafers are gonna make up for your vomit-inducing personality? You are like ipecac in human form.


And I why would a man need a bunch of shoes anyway. I have about 5-6 pairs. When they wear out, I get another.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16967 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:03 pm to
Damn, I always benefited from that store.

My wife always said that the Dillards clearance store has the best prices for really nice bikinis/bathing suits. She would always shop there for them.

No pics.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
20448 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

You still go to prom? How old is your date?



That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

are gonna make up for your vomit-inducing personality?


Can you hear my tone in my post? If so, that's incredible.

Seriously, I really think you are insecure AF. I am who I am. I can't make anyone like me. This is a message board jackass. You would probably take a lot of my post a lot different if you could hear the tone behind it.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17031 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Damn, I always benefited from that store.

Gonna have to drive to Slidell now. We've been going to that one anyways as it is much more organized than the Cortana one.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35625 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:42 pm to
Slidell has a clearance dillards?
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40182 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Slidell has a clearance dillards?


Yes, at North Shore Square

Of Slidell, Kenner, and Cortana, it's the nicest of those three clearance stores
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40182 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Gonna be some good deals Jan 12-24.


20% extra off entire store. Meh. After Christmas the one in Slidell was 50% extra off entire store.

You can get some good stuff there, but you have to shop off season. Right now, you can get great deals on dress shorts and swimsuits. This summer, go for heavy coats and sweaters.

But it's always a crapshoot. I've gotten some really nice clothes from there, for prices cheaper than Walmarks.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17333 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 4:18 pm to
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A company with ties to Amazon has filed a request to turn Cortana Mall into a 2.9-million-square foot distribution center.

Seefried Industrial Properties filed a site plan that will be taken up by the East Baton Rouge Parish Planning Commission at its Feb. 22 meeting. The site plan shows the mall being demolished and replaced by a single five-level warehouse and office. There would be 1,251 parking spots at the facility, a hint at the number of people to be employed.


Found on The Advocate.
Posted by Concernednewguy7
Texas
Member since Dec 2020
1073 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 9:54 pm to
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That mall will become an eyesore if not and hopefully it can breathe a little life into that area.


That whole area is an eyesore. I hate driving through there.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49594 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 10:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 10:38 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53012 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 10:14 pm to
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That whole area is an eyesore. I hate driving through there.

That was once one of the nicest areas of town. Tearing down a dead mall and throwing up a large Amazon facility can't hurt but I don’t think Marriott is going to renovate the Ten Flags Inn anytime soon either
Posted by False Sports
Member since Jan 2021
16 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 10:36 pm to
If I knew back in the 90's what I know now, I would have bought up every pair of old Jordans I could find at Cortana Mall and be a rich man.
Posted by obdobd918
Member since Jun 2020
3228 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:55 am to
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Hopefully the Amazon deal goes through. That mall will become an eyesore if not and hopefully it can breathe a little life into that area.


Decrease your use of Amazon. They have too much power today.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 12:57 am to
Not sure they sell XXXL, cripple Chris.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 12:57 am
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
8072 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 3:39 am to
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Yeah. They are building an Amazon DC that will be about 3 times the size of the actual mall.




Man that is going to be one hell of a demolition project.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11408 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 5:11 am to
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One of our Baton Rouge freelancers for the Tigerdroppings News Network needs to do a farewell video from Cortana and take us all on one last stroll through the place.



Some YouTuber did it before they shut the doors.

He even goes through the history of the mall and how and why it was built.

Sal-YouTube Video
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 5:13 am
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22713 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:41 am to
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Cortana


Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11408 posts
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:27 am to
Someone went a little later than Sal and released this video.

It was done by a chick, OT5, looks like she has a little crazy in that face. Video starts with her explaining how she made the video in a tube top. Decent body, but lacks breasts.

Please post your OT scores below.

Let’s Go to the Mall Cortana
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