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re: Did your parents teach you about the birds and the bees?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:51 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:51 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:51 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My dad was telling me about screwing women in the shower while I was still short enough to stand in the seat of his truck and my head not touch the top of the cab. 80's life*
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:52 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
No, I learned it by being watched after by my older brothers and their friends. They taught me all kinds of awful shite from age 6 on.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 5:52 pm to OchoDedos
Devil in Miss Jones?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:14 pm to TheWalrus
quote:Lol. A life-changing moment. Scared me at first - thought I might die. Scared me more because I never felt anything so intensely good, and I decided to take the risk as often as I could. After a few days of risk-taking and ecstasy, I figured the thing wouldn’t kill me. Nothing that good could be deadly, and besides, it was supposed to work that way.
never really understood the whole semen thing til I was cranking it and suddenly...
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:18 pm to Evil Little Thing
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We had a cartoon book that explained everything.
Same here, but mine was written in like 1956
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:31 pm to JawjaTigah
I remember being on the bus, maybe 6th or 7th, and some 8th grade chick did the thing where they rub you leg and the hair gets knotted up, (the name we called it escapes me for some reason) and I said that it made me kind of feel funny.
Then an 8th grade boy told me “you wanna know something that really feels funny?”
And told me to grab some Vaseline and start rubbing my pecker.
So I get off the bus and walk home and go in the back bathroom, lock the door, and grabbed a jar that looked similar to the Vaseline. Got a big glob, grabbed my junk, and WHAT IN THE frick!!!?
Started burning my dick! I’m thinking why in the frick would anyone want to do this!?
I had grabbed a jar of Vick’s Vapor Rub.
I figured it out later and never looked back.
Then an 8th grade boy told me “you wanna know something that really feels funny?”
And told me to grab some Vaseline and start rubbing my pecker.
So I get off the bus and walk home and go in the back bathroom, lock the door, and grabbed a jar that looked similar to the Vaseline. Got a big glob, grabbed my junk, and WHAT IN THE frick!!!?
Started burning my dick! I’m thinking why in the frick would anyone want to do this!?
I had grabbed a jar of Vick’s Vapor Rub.
I figured it out later and never looked back.
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