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Did your parents teach you about the birds and the bees?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:08 pm
Mine did not.
The closest my dad came was telling me after he found my hopeful condom in the wash, "Your mother would be very disappointed if she found that and they don't work after they get hot, here's another. "
The closest my dad came was telling me after he found my hopeful condom in the wash, "Your mother would be very disappointed if she found that and they don't work after they get hot, here's another. "
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:09 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Nope. Learned through watching late night HBO.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:09 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Red shoe diaries, bruh.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:10 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I was playing with my lil dick long before my parents even thought of talking to me about sex.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:10 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Mine did not. I don’t even have a “closest to” story.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:10 pm to brucevilanch
You mean red shoe diaries with David Duchovny? Or Silk Stockings?
Emmanuelle taught me all I needed to know.
Emmanuelle taught me all I needed to know.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:11 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
We had a cartoon book that explained everything. And older siblings to explain. I don’t recall any specific “a ha” moment; I just sort of always knew, and comprehended more as it was age appropriate.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:11 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I learned in the 3rd grade from thebweird kid down the street.
My dad tried to have the talk with me in 7th grade but I was like m, “I already know this.”
Then he told me he used to have lots of sex when he was young but don’t ever cheat.
And then he described pussy juice as mucus which sounded gross. I didn’t want to stick my dick in snot.
And then he said “pussy is the best place in town to be.”
I hated that conversation
My dad tried to have the talk with me in 7th grade but I was like m, “I already know this.”
Then he told me he used to have lots of sex when he was young but don’t ever cheat.
And then he described pussy juice as mucus which sounded gross. I didn’t want to stick my dick in snot.
And then he said “pussy is the best place in town to be.”
I hated that conversation
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:12 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I learned everything I know from reading the wall of a gas station urinal when I was 6.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:12 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
My mom sat me down in fricking 1st grade and showed me a illustrated book about how married people make babies.
Then the public school bus fine tuned that for me.
Then the public school bus fine tuned that for me.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:13 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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You mean red shoe diaries with David Duchovny? Or Silk Stockings?
I corrected. I had a memory lapse.
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Emmanuelle taught me all I needed to know.
Same. Emmanuelle in Space FTW.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:13 pm to dbeck
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I learned everything I know from reading the wall of a gas station urinal when I was 6.
this explains so much about Arkansas culture
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:13 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Waddafook is birds and bees?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:13 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Found a screen shot of one of the pages of the book. Ha!
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:15 pm to Evil Little Thing
Jesus, that's creepier than just putting a cinemax movie on
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:15 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Indirectly, courtesy of the stack of Playboys hidden in the back of my dad's closet.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:15 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Nope. Learned when little Pete wouldn’t go down one day after the morning pee. From there it was trial an error and a few magazines from friends along the way. The first time I got laid I thought women could only get preggers on their period. Thank goodness my boys were not good swimmers!
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:16 pm to Evil Little Thing
My 10th grade teacher helped me
Posted on 5/23/18 at 1:17 pm to Jim Rockford
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Indirectly, courtesy of the stack of Playboys hidden in the back of my dad's closet.
My grandfather got all of his sons the same birthday gift when they turned 40, lifetime subscriptions to Playboy.
Me and my cousins were just turning 11-13 when our dads were hitting 40. We raided the frick out of the mailbox every month looking for that black plastic magazine cover
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