re: Describe the most intoxicated you have ever been.

As an alcoholic I have spent countless days and nights "intoxicated." My BAC was often to the point that would kill or comatose most.

Were you looking for stories about being fricked up? Hallucinogens were better for that. And far less toxic.

When I think of the word intoxicated I think "dumbed down". DMT is basically an epiphany in itself, so that's probably the wrong word.

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1996- Walking home (staggering) had to take a whiz, decided to do it at the top of a hill, got dizzy mid stream and fell down the hill cartwheeling, heels, urine, heels, urine, heels, urine. Thats the last thing I remember until 1pm the next day when my roommate got me 2 cheeseburgers and I immediately jumped off the bed and puked in our dorm room garbage can, making him laugh.

3 pitchers of Andygator. Drove home... to Lafayette from the bulldog off perkins. That was not a good night, physically or with the wife.

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Drank way too many different types of alcohol in Vegas....was at The Palms, didn't want to wait in the massive cab line, walked all the way back to Caesar's...jumped a barbed wire fence along the way and wound up stumbling down Las Vegas Blvd with my jeans ripped all the way down the back.

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I have a similar story. but mine involved walking back to the Wynn all the way from the Rio.

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anybody who can do this, wasn't that intoxicated

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I disagree, since there are different levels of intoxication. Some people have much higher blackout thresholds than others, to where blacking out is typically a pretty big deal. But excluding alcohol, there are many more ways of intoxication.

Three events pop into mind on the most fricked up I've ever been. The first one was when I took some incredibly intense shrooms and the world transformed around me. A hotdog started screaming when I bit into it, and it was the greatest experience of my life.

The next had to do with being drugged by a piece of shite drug fiend that made me see the world as if everyone was hyenas, orcs, and baboons. If you've seen this scene from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" ( LINK), this was quite literally what I was going through. The sheer terror was indescribable and I literally vomited in terror.

Both of those incidents I had very little alcohol in me, but if you want an alcohol fiend night, then probably New Years Eve 2 years ago. Woke up at 9:00 AM and started drinking. I bought a case of beer, and two bottles of champagne. Finished all of it before 7:00 that night, to where we then bought more beer, liquor, and champagne and drank God knows how much of it. We get to the big party, do some shots, and then finally black out. From that point all I remember is collapsing on the dance floor at some point that night like a retard and then being pissed at 3:00 AM that they forgot to countdown to New Years Eve. Wake up at 8:00 AM in front of an elevator shaft with a Chinese janitor kicking me in the ribs. I'm in the wrong building, have a broken hand, a large gash over my eye, and my wallet, cell phone, and keys are missing. Fortunately some guy in my same building (which what are the odds in Beijing) had my wallet, cell phone, and keys, and he didn't remember why he had them either. Still don't know why I got the broken hand or the gash over my eye.

passed out after playing quarters with crown royal while smoking numerous joints. realized when I woke up that I pissed all over myself. half the room was passed out but evidently I was the only one that pissed on myself. not one of my finer moments.

21st Birthday. Lots of shots after bar closed. I woke up in my bed. Next night all my friends asked me where I went because last thing I said was I'm going to piss...my home was 5 miles away so apparently I walked home.

Grabbed a random chicks tiddies and then sucker punched her husband. Was then beat down by the bouncers.