re: Describe the most intoxicated you have ever been.

21st birthday I passed out drunk behind a dumpster at Club Le Vela during spring break.

On a trip to Mardi Gras I rolled about 40 feet down the side of a hill trying to piss. I was too drunk to stand and rolled head over heels with my dick in my hand all the way to the bottom.

Friend's wedding reception I drank all day and as we were preparing to go his dad challenged me to shots. I think we shot 2 fifths of whiskey in about 5 minutes. One minute I'm standing in his front yard, the next I'm waking up in my bed with no memory of how I got there. Video evidence shows that I crawled down the hall into my apartment, crawled to the bathroom, tried to piss, but fell head first into the shower, which I then turned on myself.

I don't drink much anymore.