re: David Hasselhoff’s daughter makes Playboy history as 1st ever plus-size cover model

Posted by tigerpimpbot

Chairman of the Pool Board

Member since Nov 2011

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 6:59 am to SPEEDY

I bet she does real nasty stuff in bed...

like take off all her clothes.

Posted by Athos

Member since Sep 2016

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:15 am to SPEEDY

That’s a lot of fat. Baywatch quality she is not.

Posted by RooBoy

Member since Apr 2021

396 posts

Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:22 am to SPEEDY

Just lost my lunch...

Posted by mtntiger

Asheville, NC

Member since Oct 2003

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:23 am to Athos

quote:
Baywatch quality she is not.

I promise if she showed up at any beach, anywhere, people would be trying to push her out to sea.

Posted by X123F45

Member since Apr 2015

29822 posts

Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:30 am to SPEEDY

If the cover photo doesn't make you want to give her all she can handle... I don't know what to tell you

It's photoshopped and misleading. But my dick doesn't know that.

Posted by Rouge

Floston Paradise

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:32 am to SPEEDY

Blobwatch

Posted by tgrmeat

Member since Sep 2020

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:40 am to SPEEDY

If I had stopped at the first picture I'd say she looks kinda fun. It went downhill from there. 2 and 3 show her as just being fat.

Posted by p&g

Dixie

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:46 am to SPEEDY

Would smash
But she’s just not cute in the face at all

Posted by Tear It Up

The Deadening

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:51 am to Captain Crown

quote:
People still "read" Playboy?

Only on airplanes when Juggs or High Society wouldn’t be acceptable.

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta

Member since Jan 2017

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:52 am to SPEEDY

Bloatwatch

Posted by DeltaTigerDelta

Member since Jan 2017

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Posted on 4/15/21 at 7:56 am to DMagic

quote:
Buy a bunch of flour and then roll her around in it.

And look for the wet spot.

Posted by lsu777

Lake Charles

Member since Jan 2004

38031 posts

Posted on 4/15/21 at 8:07 am to p&g

Is this the thread where all the OTers that are 25-35 lbs overweight come in to scream about fat acceptance?

That cover is part of the problem, so is all you OTers that are a BMI of 30.

Now if she looked like the cover, I would smash. frick i prolly would smash no matter what if I was single just to say I did the Hoff's daughter.