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Dave the duck needs penis removed after trying to mate 'between 5 and 10 times' per day
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:26 pm


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A sex-mad duck from Torquay has had surgery to remove his penis because of his over-enthusiastic mating.
Poor Dave the Duck lives with three females - Dora, Freda and Edith. Owner Josh Watson, 39, noticed that his pecker was infected in October and took him to a local vet who gave antibiotics, painkillers and a daily wash for the 'traumatised' member.
But despite the medicines the problem got worse. Dave the drake refused to curtail his duties and heroically kept on paying way too much attention to his female friends - ten times a day or more with each of the three until the tip turned black and began to die off.
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Since his return from Bristol, Dave the duck has been separated from his peers and has made a full recovery after his operation. But Josh says that Dave has 'lost his will' since having his manhood removed.
Josh said: "He's doing well now, he's pretty resilient for a duck. The only drawback is that he has lost his will. I think it makes him pretty upset.
"He tries to pair a lot with his female companions. Every chance he can get. I'd say between five and ten times a day, maybe more.
"It does not stop all year round. In the winter it is meant to calm down. The ducks stop laying eggs, but he doesn't stop mating. He just goes on.
"He tries on every available opportunity, but sometimes he is rejected."
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:27 pm to Tigerbait357
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Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:28 pm to Tigerbait357
This is sad. Poor Dave.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:28 pm to Tigerbait357
I was gonna accuse that duck of feeling privileged but it's not a white duck so nope.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:31 pm to Tigerbait357
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This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:33 pm to bperki6
Hen you look good, won't you quack dat arse up
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:40 pm to Tigerbait357
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"He tries to pair a lot with his female companions. Every chance he can get. I'd say between five and ten times a day, maybe more.
Giving your duck peptides is wrong.

This post was edited on 12/17/19 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:42 pm to Tigerbait357
Pretty ducked up to cut his dick off
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:57 pm to Tigerbait357
Hit her wit no condom had to make her eat a plan b
Posted on 12/17/19 at 4:59 pm to Tigerbait357
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This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:00 pm to Tigerbait357
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since having his manhood removed.
Shouldn’t that be drakehood?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:07 pm to Tigerbait357
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:12 pm to Tigerbait357
You ever seen a duck frick? It's borderline rape. It's loud and it's violent. I'm surprised his dick last so long with such constant force on it.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:26 pm to Tigerbait357
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Poor Dave the Duck lives with three females - Dora, Freda and Edith.
With names like that, them girls would rather be playing bingo.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 5:34 pm to Tigerbait357
it would have been more humane to just chop its neck off and start making a roux 

Posted on 12/17/19 at 6:31 pm to Tigerbait357
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has had surgery to remove his penis
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The only drawback is that he has lost his will. I think it makes him pretty upset.
Ya think?
Posted on 12/17/19 at 6:41 pm to Tigerbait357
Figured Dave had some Mallard in him. Them ducks frick anything.
Posted on 12/17/19 at 6:44 pm to Tigerbait357
That is so wrong. Should have let the little fricker hump himself to death.
He would be happier that way.
He would be happier that way.
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