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re: Daughter’s boyfriend of 2 1/2 years wants to talk

Posted on 8/30/22 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 8/30/22 at 6:36 pm to
You should ask him with a straight face why he didn’t ask for permission to have sex and shove his dick in her mouth with your daughter.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2364 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

You should ask him with a straight face why he didn’t ask for permission to have sex and shove his dick in her mouth with your daughter.



Weird take
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34749 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
59135 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 6:51 pm to
Only 1 of my 3 SILs asked. I thought it was a little anachronistic, but it was touching none the less. All three are good folks.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5284 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:03 pm to
If he says “smell my fingers”, beat his arse.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122900 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Probably just the trash you associate with



I actually kind of agree. What if the dude ask the dad and he says no? He doesn't own her or anything.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
22658 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:22 pm to
I like Chares Barkley's answer when asked how he would handle his daughter's first date : " I'll shoot the first one & word will get around".
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
29364 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Wedding planning time


How many weddings do you have to pay for?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135371 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:23 pm to
Luckily it’s a situation you will never ever be in
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122900 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

Luckily it’s a situation you will never ever be in




This is how fricking clueless you are. Seriously.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135371 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:35 pm to
Do you have children Chris? We all know you don’t.


Maybe having kids would have Made you…not you.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
62212 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

How many weddings do you have to pay for?
at the most 2

I have mostly boys
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26960 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:37 pm to
How much you plan to spend on this wedding?
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3201 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Well, that was it. He asked for my blessing and I said yes. I know she will be on cloud 9.


Congratulations
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
25112 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:51 pm to
Congrats on shelling out a fortune for the upcoming wedding.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21274 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

You should be angrily sharpening a machete when he shows up.
Those are good, swords are better IMO.

A hand and a half bastard blade sends the “this guys crazy” message loudly
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
88067 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

quote:


I have mostly boys


this...sounds like a lot of kids

"Hard to say really, it's probably like 70-30 boys to girls around here"
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
7956 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:57 pm to


Give him your pistol when he says why say……i want this to be a fair fight
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Member since Aug 2021
909 posts
Posted on 8/30/22 at 7:57 pm to
This is awkward, we literally talked about tigerdroppings at the crawfish boil in April.
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