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Daily Questions From Your Wife That Make You Shake Your Head…

Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:41 pm
Posted by classicgold
bfe
Member since Feb 2017
6046 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:41 pm
“Will the fly swatter kill this spider?”

GO
Posted by mdw1969
SEC Country
Member since Jan 2013
849 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:42 pm to
Is it in yet?
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7851 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:43 pm to
Is it cold in here or is that as big as it gets?
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
8242 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:44 pm to
You want to talk?
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5180 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:46 pm to
Any question because they’re usually her wanting something and she’s only capable of asking the second my arse hits the recliner.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
42901 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:47 pm to
“Are/were you listening to what I just told you?”

Can’t she just look at the TV if a football game is on the answer will always be no.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130459 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:47 pm to
"What do you want for dinner"?




If I answer, she will say "uh, you sure"?
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20895 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:49 pm to
Does the garbage man come tomorrow? Asked practically every day.

Are you ready for me to start the dishwasher? While I have a pot of food on the stove that needs to be put away, and my dinner plate, glass and silverware all still
In front of me on the coffee table, all while the dishwasher is only 1/4 full.
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 5:52 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14496 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:49 pm to
Does this outfit make me look fat?
Posted by LeGrosChat
Bangladesh
Member since Feb 2016
505 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:57 pm to
Did you get my text message?

Me: which one, you sent about 10 in a row.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
38037 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:00 pm to
“Once a month is enough for me. Why is not enough for you?”
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 6:36 pm
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15692 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:03 pm to
“Do you want to go visit my mom this weekend?”

Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7941 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:04 pm to
“How was your sandwich, baby?”

She knows damn well that she is the best sandwich maker.
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1618 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:08 pm to
While I am flattered to be thought of as the universal repository for all human collective knowledge, she could Google half the obscure crap she expects me to know.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5970 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:12 pm to
From last week:

Do you have a show that comes on tonight?

What?

Dont you have something that comes on Monday nights?

It’s Thursday.
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15692 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

While I am flattered to be thought of as the universal repository for all human collective knowledge, she could Google half the obscure crap she expects me to know.



Regardless if I know the answer or not…I sometimes spew some really crazy BS answer…and she never questions me…I keep pushing it to see when she’ll actually go look it up.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79593 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:14 pm to
Want to get something for dinner?

Me... Sure.

What do you want?

Me... How about X

No I don't want that.

Me... Ok so you pick something

Why do I always have to pick?

Me.................
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 6:15 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:15 pm to
“Why do my brake pads need to be replaced? It sounds like a scam.”
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

Does this outfit make me look fat?


I made the mistake of answering "it's probably not the outfit", once.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
4445 posts
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:19 pm to
Do you think we need ___???…fill in the blank with some you know the household doesn’t need
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