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Daily Questions From Your Wife That Make You Shake Your Head…
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:41 pm
“Will the fly swatter kill this spider?”
GO
GO
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:43 pm to classicgold
Is it cold in here or is that as big as it gets?
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:46 pm to classicgold
Any question because they’re usually her wanting something and she’s only capable of asking the second my arse hits the recliner.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:47 pm to classicgold
“Are/were you listening to what I just told you?”
Can’t she just look at the TV if a football game is on the answer will always be no.
Can’t she just look at the TV if a football game is on the answer will always be no.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:47 pm to classicgold
"What do you want for dinner"?
If I answer, she will say "uh, you sure"?
If I answer, she will say "uh, you sure"?
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:49 pm to classicgold
Does the garbage man come tomorrow? Asked practically every day.
Are you ready for me to start the dishwasher? While I have a pot of food on the stove that needs to be put away, and my dinner plate, glass and silverware all still
In front of me on the coffee table, all while the dishwasher is only 1/4 full.
Are you ready for me to start the dishwasher? While I have a pot of food on the stove that needs to be put away, and my dinner plate, glass and silverware all still
In front of me on the coffee table, all while the dishwasher is only 1/4 full.
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:49 pm to classicgold
Does this outfit make me look fat?
Posted on 5/30/22 at 5:57 pm to classicgold
Did you get my text message?
Me: which one, you sent about 10 in a row.
Me: which one, you sent about 10 in a row.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:00 pm to classicgold
“Once a month is enough for me. Why is not enough for you?”
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:03 pm to classicgold
“Do you want to go visit my mom this weekend?”
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:04 pm to classicgold
“How was your sandwich, baby?”
She knows damn well that she is the best sandwich maker.
She knows damn well that she is the best sandwich maker.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:08 pm to classicgold
While I am flattered to be thought of as the universal repository for all human collective knowledge, she could Google half the obscure crap she expects me to know.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:12 pm to classicgold
From last week:
Do you have a show that comes on tonight?
What?
Dont you have something that comes on Monday nights?
It’s Thursday.
Do you have a show that comes on tonight?
What?
Dont you have something that comes on Monday nights?
It’s Thursday.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:13 pm to Larry_Hotdogs
quote:
While I am flattered to be thought of as the universal repository for all human collective knowledge, she could Google half the obscure crap she expects me to know.
Regardless if I know the answer or not…I sometimes spew some really crazy BS answer…and she never questions me…I keep pushing it to see when she’ll actually go look it up.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:14 pm to classicgold
Want to get something for dinner?
Me... Sure.
What do you want?
Me... How about X
No I don't want that.
Me... Ok so you pick something
Why do I always have to pick?
Me.................
Me... Sure.
What do you want?
Me... How about X
No I don't want that.
Me... Ok so you pick something
Why do I always have to pick?
Me.................
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:15 pm to classicgold
“Why do my brake pads need to be replaced? It sounds like a scam.”
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:16 pm to BabyTac
quote:
Does this outfit make me look fat?
I made the mistake of answering "it's probably not the outfit", once.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:19 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Do you think we need ___???…fill in the blank with some you know the household doesn’t need
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