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re: Daily Mail: Noah’s Ark resting place 100% confirmed

Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:35 am to


even if it were true, you would not believe it.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:36 am to
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even if it were true, you would not believe it.


where did I say that?
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:39 am to
so if these claims made by this particular individual were scientifically verified to the highest level of your satisfaction, would that lead you to believe that this is the Ark of Noah or what would be your explanation at that point?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:41 am to
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so if these claims made by this particular individual were scientifically verified to the highest level of your satisfaction, would that lead you to believe that this is the Ark of Noah


Sure.

What are the odds you'd put on that happening? 1 in 10M 1 in 1T?
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:41 am to
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so if these claims made by this particular individual were scientifically verified to the highest level of your satisfaction, would that lead you to believe that this is the Ark of Noah


Sure. That would be a very high standard.
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:48 am to
i would say higher/better than that.

the options are:

a) this person is a grifter and is seeking to make his fortune on suckering a bunch of ill informed idiots about a fairy tale

b) this guy's claims of finding subterranean structure is accurate and there truly is something beneath the surface as his proposed findings have found


i think its wise to be skeptical in things like this, so i agree with you there, but he might also be telling the truth and displaying factual and accurate information. if that is the case, then it becomes a question about what he has found which will all be fleshed out through the scientific process.
This post was edited on 9/24/26 at 11:50 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:51 am to
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i would say higher/better than that.


Of course

quote:

a) this person is a grifter and is seeking to make his fortune on suckering a bunch of ill informed idiots about a fairy tale

b) this guy's claims of finding subterranean structure is accurate and there truly is something beneath the surface as his proposed findings have found


Even if b is true, not only can a be true, but it doesn't mean it has anything to do with Noah.

Posted by Shamoan
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:53 am to
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Even if b is true, not only can a be true, but it doesn't mean it has anything to do with Noah.


we agree. no doubt there would be a major pivot if his findings were verified.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:09 pm to
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we agree. no doubt there would be a major pivot if his findings were verified.


It would be the most significant archaeological discovery perhaps ever. That’s why I’m interested in this matter.
Posted by Cito2point0
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:21 pm to
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would be the most significant archaeological discovery perhaps ever


Everyone can agree with that but I highly doubt there’s much to it if the only reporting on it is from the Daily Mail.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:40 pm to
Lauren Witzke is part of Noah Ark Scans.

Holy shite Definitely not a grift.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:45 pm to
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Lauren Witzke is part of Noah Ark Scans.


She’s going pretty hard about this on her X account.
Posted by Cito2point0
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 12:56 pm to
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Noah Ark Scans


When looking at their site I read it as Noah Ark Scams...

quote:

Lauren Witzke


I guess my brain knew something my eyes didn't
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:02 pm to
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Noah’s Ark resting place 100% confirmed


It is in Northern Kentucky

Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 1:39 pm to
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It is in Northern Kentucky


I don’t know if the one in Turkey is a scam or not. But the one in Kentucky is definitely a scam. We went in about 2018 or 2019 and for me, my wife, and our daughter was over $100 (seems like it was about $120) to walk through that thing, and that was with my military discount.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 2:19 pm to
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I think the story of Noah’s arc is based on a myth much much older than the biblical geneology suggests. I highly doubt that there is a boat on Mt. Ararat, but I do believe that there were some truly massive floods that likely killed off 80%+ of the human population at the time as well as destroyed multiple advanced seafaring agricultural civilizations. These floods were likely triggered by a comet strike on the North American ice sheet, which triggered rapid melting of the ice sheet as well as a nuclear winter and a firestorm over North America.

The melting ice raised mean sea levels dramatically, creating Seas out of large areas that used to be fertile river valleys and inundating the continental shelves which were once exposed coastal plains. The Mediterranean, Red, Black, Caribbean, South China, Baltic, Bering, East China, Java, Okhotsk, and Japanese Seas as well as the Persian Gulf and Gulf of America would have all gone from dry land to open ocean extremely rapidly. It is possible that the entire Persian Gulf could have been filled in a month. We’re talking millions of square miles disappearing. Imagine if Texas disappeared overnight. Now imagine if 20 Texas’s all over the globe disappeared between now and Halloween. In North America, the collapse of the ice sheet formed the Great Lakes as well as massive canyons and gorges formed by tremendous floods.

These three factors combined to kill off the megafauna and collapse virtually any and every urban civilization on the planet. Those that survived the firestorm, starved or froze to death during the nuclear winter. Those who survived the nuclear winter drowned in the floods. Those who survived floods of such magnitude likely found primitive hunter-gatherers living inland and became the teachers of civilization. We see these myths in countless cultures.

So, in short, I subscribe to the theory that there was a massive cataclysm at the end of the last ice age which included large floods that did not cover the earth but did cover nearly everywhere ice age humans actually lived with any population density. The survivors (whether they escaped floods on boats or fires by burrowing underground) created oral traditions to preserve the memory of the cataclysm as they attempted to rebuild the civilizations that were destroyed. The legend of Noah’s Ark is just one example.


I also agree with this. We keep finding evidence confirming these events occurring at the end of the Younger Dryas period. Certain myths of 'society builders coming from the sea' on different continents seem to correlate. I find this shite fascinating.
Posted by Jester
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 3:07 pm to
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even if it were true, you would not believe it.


That's not as damning as even though it's false, you still believe it.
Posted by Jester
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 3:08 pm to
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we agree. no doubt there would be a major pivot if his findings were verified.


If I walked to Washington, D.C. with a unicorn tomorrow, I would totally change the world's understanding of unicorns!
Posted by RGT
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 3:34 pm to
All of the bible haters are going to come out now,you know who you are.Every day archeologists are proving the bible to be right.Go look up Ron Wyatt and his YouTube’s from years ago,he was also right about the ark.GODs word won’t die.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 3:38 pm to
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Every day archeologists are proving the bible to be right.


How so?
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