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Daily don't get married thread
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:25 pm
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I caught her emailing him real estate listings. They were apparently shopping online for a house together.
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I've related this story on Reddit before, but my ex and I had separated over her cheating, and while I was considering options she shot the family dog. She didn't take the dog out back and give it a bowl of food and put it down, she was laying in the bed, looked over at the dog, and decided it needed to be dead, so she shot it right there in the bed next to her. After that she took everything she could out of the house, but left the bloodstained mattress.
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She told me she was pregnant with another man's baby. Pretty easy decision.
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Fiinding plane tickets and hotel reservations to go meet some dude she had been chatting with online. Turns out the guy wasn't the fishing-boat owning Alaskan adventurer he claimed. He turned out to be a part-time theater ticket-taker for a movie theater, living in his mom's basement.
The worst:
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She got debt free, mostly thanks to my income. She literally wrote the check to pay off her last debt while I read the five page letter telling me everything she had hated about me from the moment we met. 8 years, 3 kids, but the second our savings account matched her student loan balance, I got one week to pack my shite and get out. As a bonus, it was also my birthday.
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I was going to get yelled at no matter what I did: Did the laundry, get yelled at for not folding the towels correctly. Let her do the laundry, get yelled at for not doing the laundry. The final straw was I was sent to the grocery store for French Cut green beans. They had French Style green beans and Cut Style green beans. I spent more time than I care to admit scrutinizing the green bean isle. I finally realized that green beans are 40 cents and I'm not taking an arse chewing over 40 cents. I bought both.
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I was working night shift. She cheated on me with 5 men that she met on tinder and fricking Craig’s list. After I downloaded the contents of her phone I found she was talking to 18 and fricking 5. So yeaaah, divorced.
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Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:28 pm to TheOcean
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:30 pm to TheOcean
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I've related this story on Reddit before, but my ex and I had separated over her cheating, and while I was considering options she shot the family dog. She didn't take the dog out back and give it a bowl of food and put it down, she was laying in the bed, looked over at the dog, and decided it needed to be dead, so she shot it right there in the bed next to her. After that she took everything she could out of the house, but left the bloodstained mattress.
She had to have had a few red flags before they got married. But yikes.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:31 pm to TheOcean
If you want loyalty, get a dog.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:32 pm to TheOcean
Some dudes are stupid and marry using their hearts or dicks. Use your brain and you'll be fine. You might have to dump a few women based on seemingly small warning signs, but you must do it.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:33 pm to TheOcean
This post was edited on 11/4/17 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:33 pm to TheOcean
Stop marrying trashy women. Have fun with them and move on. Problem solved
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:34 pm to TheOcean
I can almost guarantee every one of those marriages happened with less than 18 months of dating.
You need to date for a loooooong time. You can't hide the crazy indefinitely.
I knew my wife very well for 6 years and we dated for 2 years. If she ever went psycho - it would be a world shocker.
You need to date for a loooooong time. You can't hide the crazy indefinitely.
I knew my wife very well for 6 years and we dated for 2 years. If she ever went psycho - it would be a world shocker.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:34 pm to HoustonChick86
quote:Of course. She probably had Borderline personality disorder but that dumbshit either ignored it or couldn't man up and dump her. His fault.
She had to have had a few red flags before they got married. But yikes.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:36 pm to TheOcean
FWIW alimony is no longer deductible under the new tax plan.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Save that for the daily don't get married thread for tomorrow
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:37 pm to Jake88
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Use your brain and you'll be fine
Yeah, I think we've found the problem.
How hard is it to figure out if you have a good woman on your hands, meet her family, and date her for a few years before you marry her.
Quit marrying crazy arse trashy whores dumbasses.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:47 pm to Jim Rockford
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FWIW alimony is no longer deductible under the new tax plan.
So to recap, it is based off of the gross income, but you have to pay the taxes out of your money to give to the bitch.
Great.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:49 pm to Volvagia
If you want kids in the immediate future, marry. Maybe.
At this point it might be cheaper to live together and not be married.
At this point it might be cheaper to live together and not be married.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:50 pm to TheOcean
SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRL; IT'S JUST YOUR TURN
Posted on 11/4/17 at 6:53 pm to 50_Tiger
That's what I'm thinking man. Alimony and child support is too big of a risk. Not to mention losing the marital home
Posted on 11/4/17 at 7:04 pm to TheOcean
General rule don’t marry sluts.
There are the girls you marry and the girls you play around with.
There are the girls you marry and the girls you play around with.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 7:20 pm to TheOcean
Yikes.
Who fricking shoots a dog in a bedroom
Who fricking shoots a dog in a bedroom
Posted on 11/4/17 at 7:21 pm to TheOcean
I bet these guys married based on looks.
Posted on 11/4/17 at 9:40 pm to tss22h8
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If you want loyalty, get a dog
He had a dog... she shot it
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