Daily Cooler Talk With yuengling (Afternoon Edition)

So I spend my morning watching Narcos at my desk, there hasn't been shite to do today. Me and broheems just left the cooler, while we were there Mike was talking about all the pussy he use to crush while he was in the navy. He said that one night he went out to the bar with his fellow frogs, and there was this midget that kept looking at him one thing led to another and he ends up taking this midget to pound town in the back of her Chevy Malibu. He woke up the next morning and realized the midget went back to his place after they left the bar, so he high tailed it out of there. He hasn't seen that midget again.

While that was a good story me, George and Byrce found it a little disturbing because it's like taking a small child to pound town, not something you want to do by any means. Then we start talking about how I say Dave Matthews back in the day, man those were the good days sitting on the back of a tailgate chasing all those split tails and puffing on a heater. While crushing some fricking Miller, we were in no hurry to get into the concert because we knew Dave was fricking crushing it.

The good times.