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Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:08 pm to Dean Dyess
Crap in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:20 pm to Dean Dyess
This is hanging on my fridge from Father's Day. 
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:30 pm to AutoYes_Clown
Could work for any food, but say he had a great piece of pie.
“Best piece of pie I’ve laid a lip over.”
“Best piece of pie I’ve laid a lip over.”
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:56 pm to Dean Dyess
If you are going to be dumb, you better be tough or rich.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 8/21/23 at 6:00 pm to KRS
Why cultivate on your face what grows wild on your azz.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 6:51 pm to Dean Dyess
When a good looking man is with an ugly woman dad used to say…
…maybe she’s got a snapping pussy.
…maybe she’s got a snapping pussy.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 6:53 pm to Dean Dyess
We should have knocked you in the head and sold the milk.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 6:53 pm to Dean Dyess
My dad never said any of that goofy shtt.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 6:58 pm to Dean Dyess
"Tough kitty" said the kitty, but the milk's still good
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:00 pm to fr33manator
You don't cull very many do you son?
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:02 pm to Dean Dyess
Shut off the light.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:04 pm to Dean Dyess
"If you don't use your head son, you might as well have two asses!"
"Quit standing there like a jug of stale piss"
My dad was rough at times. But damn if he didn't work 80hrs a week to make sure I went to Catholic school.
"Quit standing there like a jug of stale piss"
My dad was rough at times. But damn if he didn't work 80hrs a week to make sure I went to Catholic school.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:05 pm to Dean Dyess
Never park in front of a bar
Never trust a fart
That’s all I got.
Never trust a fart
That’s all I got.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:12 pm to Dean Dyess
there is a person in the wood pile somewhere…
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:28 pm to Dean Dyess
If you don’t stop crying I’m fixing to give you something to cry about
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:29 pm to Dissident Aggressor
You know how a fish gets caught? He opens his mouth.
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:32 pm to Dean Dyess
When discussing guns and going to the big city….
“It’s better to have it and not need it,… than need it, and not have it.”
Wise fricking words…
“It’s better to have it and not need it,… than need it, and not have it.”
Wise fricking words…
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:34 pm to Dean Dyess
Were you born in a barn? Close the door !!
Posted on 8/21/23 at 7:49 pm to Dean Dyess
Watching TV
“I’m going to take a leak, stay out of my chair.”
“I’m going to take a leak, stay out of my chair.”
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