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Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:06 pm to
"you can't polish a turd. All you get is a shiny turd." ( while I'm waxing my '66 gto) he drove a '74 Ford Ltd.. Talk about a turd.
Posted by Dandy Chiggins
Member since Jan 2021
508 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:27 pm to
Half-arse
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56377 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:39 pm to
Everyone is broke at a different level.
Posted by doublecutter
Hear & Their
Member since Oct 2003
6597 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:44 pm to
If there's money and women involved, there's stealing and fricking going on.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56377 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:45 pm to
Hold the damn flashlight where the screwdriver is - not on my arm.
This post was edited on 8/21/23 at 8:46 pm
Posted by ManyTiger
Member since Jun 2020
639 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:51 pm to
If you’ll lie to me you’ll steal from me.
Everybody drives a used car.
Posted by Kjindave
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2021
43 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:54 pm to
God gave two ears and one mouth so listen twice as much as you talk
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
3505 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:56 pm to
Going see a man about a horse, and money talks bullsht walks were my dads favorites../
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6540 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Everyone is broke at a different level.


The "rich" are those that make $5k a year more than you do.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24027 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 9:11 pm to
"I didn't ask you if you wanted to do it....:
Posted by Walter E Kurtz
upriver
Member since May 2006
936 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 9:32 pm to
"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 10:37 pm to
Said to me anytime someone else was showing us something they had that was really nice:

“All it takes is money.”
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41997 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 11:04 pm to
Should have jizzed on your Mom's back
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3005 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

Said to me anytime someone else was showing us something they had that was really nice:

“All it takes is money.”


My dad would say similar when I was a teen wanting something I couldn't afford.

"All you need is a pocket full of money"

My dad also has some head scratchers that I've never heard anywhere else:
"Hot as a risin' "
"Garden seed"(Normally used in an exclamatory manner)
"Runs like a spotted arse ape"(used interchangeably with scalded dog)

I'm sure someone else has heard these, but I haven't met them.


He would wake my brothers and I up with "off your arse and on your feet, out the shade and in the heat"

I'm not sure what OP was going for, but those are weak dad quotes.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9938 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 11:45 pm to
Rube sayings
Posted by NoMercy
Member since Feb 2007
2706 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 1:34 am to
I like my pork chop greasy greasy and your mom easy easy.
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