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Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:55 pm
Posted by Dean Dyess
Atlanta suburbs. Not by choice.
Member since Jul 2023
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Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:55 pm
According to my 15-year-old son.

This conversation started over dinner. Rag on Dad night.

1. Do you like it? A question that I usually ask at the dinner table.

2. Jumbo Margarita No Salt. Friday night at the Mexican restaurant.

3. Doesn’t that aggravate you?

4. Clean that shite up.

5. ZACHHHHH!!! That’s our dog.

6. Always have a handful when cleaning thing.

7. Do it right the first time you wouldn’t have to do it the second time.

8. I m going to the Beer store.

9. Don’t touch my shite.

10. You get that from your mother. Critical thinking.

11. USE YOUR NAPKIN.

12. Clean up after yourself.

13. Find something that nobody knows how to do or nobody wants to do.

14. Don’t talk with your mouth full.

15. YOU SMOKIN CRACK!? Walking in his room unannounced. I just started using this one.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39618 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:56 pm to
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Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10186 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80166 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:56 pm to
Wanna get high?
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10186 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:57 pm to
"You're gonna cause me and your mom to get a divorce if you don't start acting right."
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56238 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:57 pm to
Shut up and listen to your momma, she loves you more.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202780 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:57 pm to
How old are you????
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:58 pm to
"The wrong kid died."
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 4:58 pm to
Start no shite and they’ll be no shite
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47473 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52767 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:01 pm to
Wake up people
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8102 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:02 pm to
I always keep a picture of my wife in my wallet.

To remind me why there's no money in it.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8102 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:02 pm to
Seems like I always wake up and have to pee about 2 or 3 am.

I guess that's why they call that time the wee hours of the morning.
Posted by gumbeaux
Member since Jun 2004
4463 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:02 pm to
Don’t make me stop this car!
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

5. ZACHHHHH!!! That’s our dog.



……afraid to even ask….but what does your son keep doing to the dog?
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8102 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:03 pm to
Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother.

Wife: Why does it say "Do Not Resuscitate"?
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8102 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:04 pm to
Some might argue for trigonometry or calculus, but I think toilet paper math is the hardest kind of math.

Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13479 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:05 pm to
It’s not the heat it’s the humidity.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141793 posts
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:05 pm to
"Be nice to Mr Winthrop next door, because he's your real father."
Posted by RivercityEagle
Member since May 2023
1 post
Posted on 8/21/23 at 5:05 pm to
Dumbass
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