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re: Dad joke thread. What’s the worst part of playing tag with clowns?
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:46 pm to Breadstick Gun
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:46 pm to Breadstick Gun
What is the difference between a cross country runner and a television cooking show?
One has a pant in the country
One has a pant in the country
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 10:49 pm
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Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:48 pm to Breadstick Gun
You have to hand it to a blind prostitute
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:53 pm to tk for tu juan
How do you tell the gender of an ant?
Put it in a cup of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, if it floats it’s buoyant
Put it in a cup of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, if it floats it’s buoyant
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:59 pm to tk for tu juan
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Put it in a cup of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, if it floats it’s buoyant
Well you just triggered another from me. lol.
what does The Pink Panther say when he's killing bugs?
Dead ant, dead ant
dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:59 pm to tk for tu juan
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in a different box
Because Ken came in a different box
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:00 pm to Breadstick Gun
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
What do you call a one-legged woman?
Eileen.
What do you call a one-legged Chinese woman?
Irene.
When it's ajar.
What do you call a one-legged woman?
Eileen.
What do you call a one-legged Chinese woman?
Irene.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:08 pm to Breadstick Gun
Jumper cables walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'll serve you, just don't start anything."
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:15 pm to KurtSchrute
A horse walks into a bar............bartender says, "why the long face?"
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:25 pm to G Vice
Why did the worker in the orange juice cannery get fired?
He couldn't concentrate.
He couldn't concentrate.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:26 pm to Breadstick Gun
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:31 pm to adamau
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets Jalapeno business.
Gets Jalapeno business.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:36 pm to Breadstick Gun
quote:
Ba dum tiss
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Ba dum tiss
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:36 pm to holdem Tiger
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in-tents.
It was in-tents.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:50 pm to Breadstick Gun
Historians have discovered that the three wise men were actually firemen. How? They came from a far.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:53 pm to Breadstick Gun
I mean, say what you want about deaf people...
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:56 pm to tk for tu juan
Most people are shocked when they find out I am not a qualified electrician
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:56 pm to adamau
My young cousin was a heroin addict by the age of 13
It's amazing how fast kids shoot up these days
It's amazing how fast kids shoot up these days
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:56 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
What kind of overalls did Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim denim denim… Denim denim denim.
Denim denim denim… Denim denim denim.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 11:59 pm to Ash Williams
The Taliban recently released their own brand of anti-dandruff shampoo
It's called Shoulders
It's called Shoulders
Posted on 12/16/22 at 12:07 am to TheArrogantCorndog
I just got a job at the guillotine factory.
I will beheading there soon.
I will beheading there soon.
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