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Dad and little cad day! Reniassance fest!

Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:18 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78042 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:18 am
He's 3 1/2 and never been. Can't wait to buy him a turkey leg and watch the jousting.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
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Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:20 am to
Buy him a rain jacket.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3758 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:23 am to
You people breed?
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3001 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:32 am to
3 1/2 and never seen jousting and hairy lady pits!? Oh the depravity!

Enjoy the Black Plague and 9$ Home made “root beer” in a bottle.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:32 am to
Be wary of all the carnies... err... I mean “Englishmen.”
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52970 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:32 am to
He’s not gonna remember it
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54207 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:37 am to
quote:

He’s not gonna remember it


That could be said for anyone planning on getting drunk but they do it anyway.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:38 am to
Just admit you're going for the wenches with pushed up tits
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119118 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:46 am to
Sounds positively gay
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:48 am to
quote:

carnies

Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 11:51 am to
Nerd alert.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Nerd alert.

I wouldn't say it's a nerd gathering.


It's more like an ICP get together with less facepaint and no Faygo
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33925 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:02 pm to
Will you be larping?
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18794 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:18 pm to
Was he an accident? I thought you were old.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10961 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:23 pm to
My dad took me to one of these when I was 8 or so.

When we left I started crying, and he asked me what was wrong.

I said "Dad, we're not black anymore. We're just caucazoid dorks now, right?"

He said "Yes, son. Yes we are. Just accept it."
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29503 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:24 pm to
He’s gonna love the overnight parties
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

When we left I started crying, and he asked me what was wrong.

I said "Dad, we're not black anymore. We're just caucazoid dorks now, right?"

He said "Yes, son. Yes we are. Just accept it."

Well, at least y'all stopped committing crimes after your transition.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10961 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Well, at least y'all stopped committing crimes after your transition


That's wrong, boy.

I started wheeling and dealing after I turned white. I knew I could get away with it. Selling crack, crank, heroin to little Johnnies on the jungle gym. Drinking fifths of Irish while doing donuts on the 5-lane highway. Video recording the latest Bond film in the theater and selling it right in front of the ticket booth two hours later. That's the real privilege. Committing crimes and getting away with it. You should try it sometimes, you squarebear.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66429 posts
Posted on 5/26/18 at 12:37 pm to
You bicycle, go to Renaissance fest and somehow found a wife?

Got damn that’s talent.
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