Crispitos: Yay or Nay

Nobody goes on that

I gave a presentation at my wife's school the other day and was served lunch by the PTO. The cafeteria was serving crispitos and my wife had to physically restrain me from bailing on the home cooked food to go get some.

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they are outstanding. I once referred to them as "shite in a sack". amazingly I am still alive today despite devouring those things every week, complete with glow-in-the-dark cheese.

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Crispitos are actually a distinct part of my worst memory from high school.

We had lost a football game the previous Friday night. Crispitos were on the menu at lunch that Monday, and I got two helpings, an Otis Spunkmeyer muffin, and a Yoo-hoo. Then went to practice and got put through a gauntlet of torture drills. I puked like six times and my coach kept calling me a pussy who didn't care about winning. I thought I was going to die.

I really don't think any day was worse than that. I really don't think any coach could get away with that nowadays.

I used to always get the worst shits from Crispitos man

Yay all day

Do you ever visit a convenience store?

Top 3 all time heat lamp item for me.

Am addicted to them...not ashamed to admit it either.

I recently learned how to make them at home since I loved them in high school. Got pretty damn close to what I remembered. My wife and I have them every Wednesday night. She used to have them in high school as well and she craves them.

They're pretty easy to make and you don't have to deep fry them