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Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:55 pm to Jet12
quote:so...
I was never asked to prom
y'wanna go?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:55 pm to extremelsu
quote:
Creative ways to ask a girl to prom?
I can't believe this is a thing now. Proposals are crazy enough but now its spreading to high school dances? I don't get any of it.
My little cousin's BF recently asked her by going to eat sushi and they spelled out "prom" with rolls/sashimi on the plate. And they've been dating for 2 or 3 years now. You'd think it's just a given and he wouldn't need to make this big to-do of it.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:55 pm to extremelsu
quote:
Thats why i came here. I figured the ot ballers could show me their ways
You're too beta to get any advice from the OT. Ironbat was banned a couple weeks ago.
Here's the advice. Grab your balls, walk directly towards her, look her in the eyes, and ask her to prom.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:56 pm to Jet12
quote:yeah i know the feeling. I was homeschooled my whole life until college.
It's just not as easy when you go to an all-girls school.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:56 pm to Grrrl
Whores are getting too spoiled these days.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:57 pm to extremelsu
You: "Hey baby, what's up?"
Her: "Nothing, and I'm not your baby"
You: "Wanna see my dick?"
....waiting for a response.....
You: "How about we just go to prom together and I'll show you then?"
Her: "Nothing, and I'm not your baby"
You: "Wanna see my dick?"
....waiting for a response.....
You: "How about we just go to prom together and I'll show you then?"
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:58 pm to Bushmaster
quote:
Whores are getting too spoiled these days.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:58 pm to Hammertime
^^^ i like it .. aggressive yet patient
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:59 pm to extremelsu
Oh I missed the "creative part."
Here you go:
Find a big field.
Have someone mow "Will you go to prom with me?" in the middle of it. Find a pilot and get him to use some flying hours and fly you and her over the field. When she sees it, ask her, "Will you?" And smile as big as you can.
Here you go:
Find a big field.
Have someone mow "Will you go to prom with me?" in the middle of it. Find a pilot and get him to use some flying hours and fly you and her over the field. When she sees it, ask her, "Will you?" And smile as big as you can.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 8:59 pm to Jet12
quote:
I was never asked to prom...
What?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:00 pm to Macintosh
quote:
I was homeschooled my whole life
Did you ever want to bang your teacher?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:01 pm to Grrrl
quote:
My little cousin's BF recently asked her by going to eat sushi and they spelled out "prom" with rolls/sashimi on the plate. And they've been dating for 2 or 3 years now. You'd think it's just a given and he wouldn't need to make this big to-do of it.
I bet that is not all that he ate
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:02 pm to extremelsu
an envelope with an outback gift card and a couple of condoms should do the trick.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:04 pm to Hammertime
Write this on your dick with a sharpie and send her a pic.
"Do you want to go to the prom with me on Friday night? If yes I will pick you up around 7:00, bring flowers, take you out to dinner and dessert. Give me a call or shoot me a text with your answer"
If you got enough dick to write all that she will say yes.
"Do you want to go to the prom with me on Friday night? If yes I will pick you up around 7:00, bring flowers, take you out to dinner and dessert. Give me a call or shoot me a text with your answer"
If you got enough dick to write all that she will say yes.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:05 pm to Bushmaster
quote:
Whores are getting too spoiled these days.
What's worse? The girls that expect/demand this shite? Or the guys who give into it?
My bf would laugh at me if I told him I expected this shite
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:06 pm to extremelsu
quote:
Thats why i came here. I figured the ot ballers could show me their ways
We're trying to help you lose your V card but you keep questioning our methods
Take our advice and make us proud young beta.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:07 pm to extremelsu
quote:
Creative ways to ask a girl to prom?
Get the frick out with this...
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:10 pm to RummelTiger
My son is now at his prom dates house meeting her parents for the first time.
Poor fella.
Poor fella.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:11 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
It has nothing to do with being hideous, overweight, and broke i'm sure....
im not hideous, im far from overweight im prolly underweight, and I have plenty of money
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