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re: Creative threats your parents came up with
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:52 pm to CroakaBait
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:52 pm to CroakaBait
Tabasco on the tongue, but I grew to love the taste. I was a little shite growing up.
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:53 pm to Palo Gaucho
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She sounds like a tough old bird!
She was the toughest person I've ever met.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:54 pm to JumpingTheShark
"I'm taking your bed away for a week"
Actually followed through with that one a at least twice from what I remember. He actually took my bed out of my room and put it in the storage room.
Actually followed through with that one a at least twice from what I remember. He actually took my bed out of my room and put it in the storage room.
This post was edited on 4/3/14 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:55 pm to CroakaBait
I remember after I got caught with a porno dad took my door away.
It was his old porno mag. Sumbitch should have hidden it better.
It was his old porno mag. Sumbitch should have hidden it better.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:56 pm to fr33manator
I have a cousin with Asperger's who was a handful as a kid. My grandpaw told my aunt that it wasn't anything that a good old arse-whoopin' wouldn't cure.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:57 pm to fr33manator
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It was his old porno mag. Sumbitch should have hidden it better.
Same happened here except my babysitter caught me looking at pictures of just the most massive tits you could find on the internet in the middle of the 90s.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:57 pm to fr33manator
My mom would threaten to count to three. I only heard three once, I don't remember anything but pain after that.
My dad never had to threaten, he could just look at me and scare the hide off me.
I"m a 47 year old man now and he and I were in a heated debate about politics just recently and he threw that look at me, I nearly shite myself.
My dad never had to threaten, he could just look at me and scare the hide off me.
I"m a 47 year old man now and he and I were in a heated debate about politics just recently and he threw that look at me, I nearly shite myself.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:58 pm to CroakaBait
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:59 pm to The Baker
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Did anyone get the "St. Stanislaus" threat? (Boarding school)
Military school was a big threat of my folks. Compared to the little shitheads we have running around today, I'd say they are lucky to have me...
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:00 pm to CroakaBait
The threat of "cutting me off" financially throughout college was a sufficient way to keep me in line.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:01 pm to Palo Gaucho
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I hated picking my own switch, and if it wasn't big enough if got picked for you which sucked. I got pretty good at finding just the right one.
My mom was a big fan if the pick your own switch policy.
We had to pick one from the fig tree in the backyard....which have very bendy twigs that don't snap in two easily
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:02 pm to The Baker
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Did anyone get the "St. Stanislaus" threat?
All the time, especially in high school when a few friends actually were sent over there. That's when the threat became very real indeed.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:03 pm to lsu480
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Posted by lsu480 My parents used to put tabasco in my mouth when I said curse words.
And made us sit at table with it in our mouth for a spell.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:04 pm to CroakaBait
My parents used to threaten me with Military Academy.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:04 pm to CroakaBait
If you don't make good grades and act right, you'll be poor.
that's all i ever needed.
that's all i ever needed.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:05 pm to Napoleon
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Napoleon
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My parents used to threaten me with Military Academy.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:06 pm to MBclass83
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I will take everything from you that I paid for. phone, tv, car, bed, etc. Oh, and that I would become your worst nightmare
And it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
Honestly, when it goes into all that, it causes much resentment.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:07 pm to CroakaBait
I was a big enough a-hole as a kid when my parents DID spank me. I can only imagine how big of a frickhead I would have been if they didn't.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:08 pm to CroakaBait
I got the fly swatter from mom. The threat was, that if that didn't straighten me up, the plastic flap was coming off the end.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 5:12 pm to JumpingTheShark
Oh there was no threat. I got my as handed to me a few times. One time I tried to fight back, and got a roundhouse to the chest that sent me head first into a metal staircase and I had to get 13 stitches on my forehead.
Another time I fought back, I had my entire right arm turn purple.
It was a bruise from the shoulder to the wrist.
Never a belt either. I would get hit, sometimes closed fist.
Another time I fought back, I had my entire right arm turn purple.
It was a bruise from the shoulder to the wrist.
Never a belt either. I would get hit, sometimes closed fist.
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