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Crazy things your parents say
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:53 pm
I have a cousin that's a member of the PGA professionals and teaches and has played golf all over the world and I'm sure has met some legendary people and characters in and around the world of golf. Every time someone brings his name up (not very often, but still) my Mom's response "you know he doesn't really have a real job". "He's always just playing around". Wtf - I want to just play around like that - geez.
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Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:56 pm to Gorilla Ball
Your mom makes noises like an excited chipmunk when she's really happy.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:56 pm to Gorilla Ball
My grandmother says that 100% of the things on the news are 100% true.
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 8:35 am
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:57 pm to Gorilla Ball
She has a point. He only teaches. If he were really good, he would win tournaments.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 10:59 pm to Gorilla Ball
I'm not sure what this is, but I think I know.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:01 pm to Gorilla Ball
If you ain't first, yer last
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:05 pm to Gorilla Ball
Shhh, don't be too loud....you're mom hasn't left yet
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:12 pm to Gorilla Ball
When we would leave in the mornings to go to school, my dad would call the last kid ready the "cow's tail". English wasn't his first language. Heck, it wasn't even his second, but it would be funny to hear him say, "Hurry up! You don't want to be cow's tail!"
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 8:11 am
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:15 pm to Gorilla Ball
Grandpa always said:
quote:
You can put cow shite in a churn but it don't make it butter.
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:23 pm to Gorilla Ball
My 84 year old dad on smoked pork butt: "That's some sweet arse."
Posted on 1/17/17 at 11:57 pm to PaperPaintball92
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%100
What is this that I've started seeing everywhere? Did putting the dollar sign after the number finally fizzle out
Posted on 1/18/17 at 12:10 am to jmh5724
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Did putting the dollar sign after the number finally fizzle out
To be fair, putting the dollar sign after the number is how you say it. Seven dollars. 7$. It looks dumb but it at least has some merit.
You don't say percent one hundred. So %100 is just dumb as shite
Posted on 1/18/17 at 3:39 am to Gorilla Ball
mine tell me they love me every now and then .....
Posted on 1/18/17 at 6:14 am to Pepe Lepew
Just wait 'til they get to know you better.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 7:00 am to Gorilla Ball
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"you know he doesn't really have a real job". "He's always just playing around". Wtf - I want to just play around like that - geez
I think your mom is making a joke that is going over your head.
He is a golfer and he is just playing "a round".
Posted on 1/18/17 at 7:14 am to Gorilla Ball
Father once told me he was gonna let me in on the secret to the female orgasm. It was, "Who gives a shite!"
Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:06 am to AUCE05
He's won a few tournaments - fwiw
Posted on 1/18/17 at 8:06 am to Gorilla Ball
"You're in your 30s. Son, it's time to be an adult."
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:06 am to Gorilla Ball
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Crazy things your parents say
"You were a mistake"
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:10 am to Gorilla Ball
I am 32, 2 kids and have 11 years experience in my field and make more than both my parents combined.
My mom every 5-6 months: "So are you still considering going back to college to finish? You know, to have something to fall back on."
My mom every 5-6 months: "So are you still considering going back to college to finish? You know, to have something to fall back on."
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