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re: Crazy things your parents say
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:11 am to Gorilla Ball
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:11 am to Gorilla Ball
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fricking dinosaur and get a job."
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:12 am to SabiDojo
My mom thinks drugs ruined my brain.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 9:54 am to Kcrad
You're 37, time to get your own place.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:23 am to tipup
Got my own house, you fool.
Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:35 am to Kcrad
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Crazy things your parents say
"That Goddamned Ott Lounge is gonna cost you your job one day."
ETA: not a typo. The old man would pronounce it Ott.
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 10:36 am
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