re: Craziest things you've seen while driving

On my way to way to Houston, notice a couple of trashy chicks pass me up going around 90+. I’m now in Beaumont, heavy traffic, all of a sudden the car in front of me slams his brakes. I get around him, the aforementioned trashy chicks are scrambling around after a suitcase and it’s contents that some how flew off/out their car. They’re at a dead stop in the middle of the interstate chasing after every thing. Must have been some great drugs in the suitcase.

At age four I saw a kid on a bike get hit by the car in front of us. The kid was dead within minutes. The memory is imprinted.

Not seen in another car but my ex took her pants off after we got done frickin and we drove home with the window down and her right leg was sticking out the window so that the cool air blew on her vag.

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Man, it was probably almost 20 years ago...how long have you been playing guitar and/or driving??

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I've been playing for about 21 years and driving from Augusta to Atlanta about the same

I'm half kidding and half thinking it sounds like something I would have done when I was a teenager

More hair raising than crazy. Driving through DFW the day after a winter storm. Radio announcements pleading with people to stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary, which of course everybody was ignoring. Periodically you'd see these big slabs of ice detach from vehicles and sail through the air like frisbess. Must have weighed 20 or 30 pounds apiece.

Love stories/threads like these. None as good as y’all’s but…

Driving around rural Oklahoma and came up on a deer caught in a barbed wire fence, totally contorted, blood everywhere. I stopped and got out of my car, some dude on a bike and 2 baws in a truck did the same. We wedged the barbed wire apart just enough and she got her leg unstuck and hauled arse into the woods.

First week of driving after my license, still nervous as shite. Driving to school one morning on a two lane highway and this dickhead behind me was blowing the horn and flipping me off (I was going 5-10 over, but apparently that wasn’t enough). Eventually he goes around me. A minute later I crest a hill and he’s pulled over on the side by 2 cops getting patted down and his car searched. Sweet vindication.

Some black dude threw a plastic bottle of piss at my car on the interstate between Mandeville and BR. Sounded like a gunshot went off when it hit.

Driving home from school one day I saw a flipped over Geo/Chevy Tracker out in a field, vacuum parts and cleaning supplies everywhere, a black suburban also flipped over about 15 feet away, up in flames. Turns out the woman in the little Tracker was our family housekeeper on the way to clean at our place and she hit a guy head on (former MTSU football player). She broke over 30 bones and he obviously burned to death. I had no idea it was her/her car involved. I drove right past it and didn’t put 2+2 together until the next day.

And plenty of your typical road head and lot lizard nonsense on road trips.

Was in Gonzales this morning in front of the post office. Saw a drug deal go down. About the third time since June in that location. I could think of more secluded areas to drop dope besides fairwood.