re: Craziest thing(s) that you have seen in New Orleans

In wracking my brain to think of truly S-tier batshit stuff I’ve seen in NOLA, I’ve realized that most of it runs together because what would be shocking in other cities is mundane in the 504. Some that stand out:

-late 90’s, on the parade route on Canal, a guy was selling “Sneaky Leakers”, i.e. condoms with a hole in the tip and a long plastic tube to be fed down one’s pantleg.

-Jerry Springer getting lit up with couch cushions by drunk fratbros on St. Charles. He was riding in Endymion iirc. Steve was there catching cushions, throwing them back, and having the time of his life while Jerry cowered on the floor of the float. Afterwards, I was sitting at the very packed bar at the Sheraton on Canal drinking Cokes (I was 8 ) and this shithoused fratstar talked to me for like 15 mins about how his goal in life was to be the first Springer guest to rush Jerry and knock him out.

-MG 2010 is a blur of malarkey, but one thing that stands out would be the fat chick who came and sat down in a massive pile of orange puke and started hitting on me, so drunk that she didn’t even realize for a solid 45 seconds. She then starts to accuse me of being the one who puked (false) as her very annoyed friend pulls her back to her feet and leads her back into the fray of Bourbon St.

On my way to work at 6:15 in the morning, black dude riding a bike down Louisiana Ave in a wedding dress...

Coming home from work, crazy old woman running down Louisiana Ave with nothing but panties on screaming, then decides to sit in the street in front of my truck.. Had to go around her... The entire neighborhood was out watching her.

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Can happen anywhere

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-late 90’s, on the parade route on Canal, a guy was selling “Sneaky Leakers”, i.e. condoms with a hole in the tip and a long plastic tube to be fed down one’s pantleg

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I have follow-up questions. Let’s start with helping me understand the target audience.

Guys that need to piss at parades

Still not sure who in their right mind would buy something like that from a guy on a parade route though

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A topless girl (with D cups) lifted her skirt and did a helicopter with her dick

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I remember one Mardi Gras there was a younger looking blonde girl next door type Everyone on the street was trying to get flash.
She had Cs or regular Ds. Anyway. After a while they obliged. She had the kind of fakes you get from putting implants under flat skin.
But still tities. Well about 30 seconds later she pulled out a nasty anteater. I didn't see it coming.

Drunks who want to piss in the street without getting hauled off to jail, I’d presume

Didn’t exactly ask for a demonstration, but that always stuck with me

30 plus years ago , FQ during MG, I saw a topless fat arse woman, one tit painted purple with orange ge aerolas,the other, orange on purple leading a man around by his dick.