re: Craziest thing(s) that you have seen in New Orleans

Some tweaked out hooker stumbling around at 10am on a Saturday at Napoleon and St Charles

Guy used to walk a pig around Coliseum Square. Never got a pic, though.

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What fricking country do y'all live in? I've traveled to over 50 countries on every continent except Australia and never seen the shite y'all are describing.

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Really? Lol

I’ve seen this type of crap happen in Baton Rouge, Dublin (Ireland), and Paris (France)

FTR - I grew up in NOLA, so I’ve seen crazy stuff - but it happens everywhere if you know where to look

In January of 2012, I saw a Bama dude teabagging a passed out LSU dude in Krystal Burger on Bourbon. Bama dude had a hard on and said he was horny and couldn’t find his sister or brother.

Never going back to NO. I moved out 35 years ago and I want no part of that corrupt dump. During Mardi Gras I saw a man fall off a balcony and land on the street, no one paid any attention to this guy who might be dying. We were on a balcony across the street, we went down, after calling 911, the guy was in a puddle of blood, barely breathing, somewhat conscious, people were just taking pics. We stayed with him until EMS arrived, never found out if he lived or died.

Something just tells people that no rules apply when in NO.

Working in the ER at charity. An attractive woman came walking in with a really tight dress showing off her boobs. A black woman stands up from her chair and says “those are not bitch tits, these are bitch tits!” And she pulls down her shirt and starts squirting milk across the room on the floor. Everyone was just standing there with a blank expression on their face.

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saw Ted Dibiase (or maybe it was Bob Roop) fight Stagger Lee in the Superdome. If Stagger Lee was unmasked and turned out to be Junkyard Dog, JYD would have to leave MidSouth for life.

Late in the match, both the referee and Stagger Lee were knocked out and Stagger Lee was unmasked. He was able to put the mask back on and pin the opponent just as the referee regained consciousness.

Despite the spirit of this thread, I will take the secret of who Stagger Lee was to the grave.

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my eyes welled up with tears of joy reading this stroll down memory lane....upvote

5-6 years ago my wife (no pics) and I were in town for a friends anniversary. We were eating at Peche (I think) and a guy dressed as Mario (from the game) was walking down the street with a bottle of tequila in one hand and furiously masterbating.

He would take a couple steps, get a sip of tequila and never miss a stroke.



I think it was a the day after Halloween.

The crier is back at poydras and Claiborne, we were visiting town and saw her trying to wash car windows

Mardi gras '94. Walked out of Fitzel's after a few and there was a huge crowd outside the door. Normally not a clogging point on Bourbon so I was initially perplexed. Looked up and there was a dude jacking his buddy off on a balcony. Crowd is jammed in tight. Beads flying. Nowhere to go quickly.
The receiver soon says, "Look out below!" It was amazing. Where there was no room to hardly breath on the street, suddenly there was ample room. Like the Red Sea parted the throng.
Dude mortars it over.
Not thirty seconds after, two huge black NOPD cops come from inside and start amply protecting and serving the two with batons back into their room. Seen a lot in the Qtr before and since, but that was surreal.