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re: cr1tikal exposes the Berenstein/stain Bears conspiracy (video)

Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23099 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:10 pm to
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dk i didn't watch the video. I went and found my old books and thousands of other people have done the same. They say stain. Mind blown


well holy shite!
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:11 pm to
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If you subscribe to this theory, all the books will say Stain bc we merged with the alternate universe where it has always been Stain.


Where are all those people though? Are we the people in that alternate universe?

Posted by Spirit of Dunson
Member since Mar 2007
23112 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:12 pm to
I always called them Berenstain bears since I knew how to read and write.

I have some books from the 80's for my kids now and they all say Berenstain bears.

FYI, in German, the ei is pronounced with the long i sound.
In original Yiddish it is pronounced with the long a sound.
It is the American version that has switched it to the long e sound.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:13 pm to
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Where are all those people though? Are we the people in that alternate universe?


That's a good question.

Either we swapped or we combined?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62706 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:17 pm to
I think it's Matrix rules. There's no second universe, the course of events in this universe were changed but our memories remain the same because we are not part of the Matrix we just live in it.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21074 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:19 pm to
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Are we the people in that alternate universe?


Maybe we are.

Maybe Internet memers are the ones from the REAL universe. Ever notice how the general public that gets their memes from Facebook (or ignores them all together) don't really understand them? There's no affect involved. Just a little cutesy smile that they saw online real quick. And if they try to make their own, they are always used incorrectly.

I was thinking about this the other day when I saw a guy walking down the street wearing an LSU shirt. He looked around 18-22. Why is he not on Tigerdroppings? What brings us all here?

What about other SEC fans from other schools? Why is it out of millions of fans, only a few ten thousand made their way to the Internet? You're telling me that many people don't have the desire each day to shite talk rivals and bullshite about politics or movies or whatever?

Maybe we're missing our mission. We were supposed to regroup online after the Universe Jump and instead got addicted to the porn of the alternate universe and started watching too many cat videos. We forgot what we were sent here to do: amass a large army of dank memes that would take over this universe for the sake of consuming its resources.
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 1:20 pm
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

I think it's Matrix rules. There's no second universe, the course of events in this universe were changed but our memories remain the same because we are not part of the Matrix we just live in it.


This makes sense since so very many people seem to remember the Stein and all the data/books/print points to Stain. I'm asking on my facebook and not one person has said Stain yet.
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:20 pm to
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I think it's Matrix rules. There's no second universe, the course of events in this universe were changed but our memories remain the same because we are not part of the Matrix we just live in it.



This could explain the difference in the amount of Alabama national championship's certain groups acknowledge.

This is getting creepy.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:21 pm to
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I always called them Berenstain bears since I knew how to read and write.


This thread isn't for you then you party pooper.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21074 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:24 pm to
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This thread isn't for you then you party pooper.


More like this thread isn't for original residents of the alternate universe.

They need a proper name.

Human Stains?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62706 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:25 pm to
It's quite simple. He's younger or was exposed to the books after the change.


Imagine all the kids in the 80s saying "Luke I am your father" and I don't ever remember a Star Wars geek correcting them which is something a geek would've certainly done
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:25 pm to
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I think it's Matrix rules. There's no second universe, the course of events in this universe were changed but our memories remain the same because we are not part of the Matrix we just live in it.


Or it's like Dark City.

Which, by the way, featured the voluptuous bombshell version Jennifer Connelly from The Rocketeer and Career Opportunities, not the scarecrow one that lives on in this Universe.
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 1:29 pm
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Maybe we are.

Maybe Internet memers are the ones from the REAL universe. Ever notice how the general public that gets their memes from Facebook (or ignores them all together) don't really understand them? There's no affect involved. Just a little cutesy smile that they saw online real quick. And if they try to make their own, they are always used incorrectly.

I was thinking about this the other day when I saw a guy walking down the street wearing an LSU shirt. He looked around 18-22. Why is he not on Tigerdroppings? What brings us all here?

What about other SEC fans from other schools? Why is it out of millions of fans, only a few ten thousand made their way to the Internet? You're telling me that many people don't have the desire each day to shite talk rivals and bullshite about politics or movies or whatever?

Maybe we're missing our mission. We were supposed to regroup online after the Universe Jump and instead got addicted to the porn of the alternate universe and started watching too many cat videos. We forgot what we were sent here to do: amass a large army of dank memes that would take over this universe for the sake of consuming its resources.


I don't know who you are but you are now my friend.

to that post.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41977 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:28 pm to
I've never meet a Jew with -stain in the name. Seriously.
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13875 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Chartreuse was blue.


Chartreuse has always been bright green. We have been using chartreuse colored lures for 30+ years.

Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61826 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:31 pm to
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It's quite simple. He's younger or was exposed to the books after the change.


Imagine all the kids in the 80s saying "Luke I am your father" and I don't ever remember a Star Wars geek correcting them which is something a geek would've certainly done



well to be fair, a lot of people just know that line from chris farley in Tommy Boy

Luuuuuuke, Luuuuuuke, I am your father

LINK
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:32 pm to
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Imagine all the kids in the 80s saying "Luke I am your father" and I don't ever remember a Star Wars geek correcting them which is something a geek would've certainly done


Really good point. No way the super Star Wars nerds would have stood idly by for decades and allowed everyone to go about blaspheming by saying "Luke, I am your father" if it was really always "No, I am your father". The fact that nobody, even once in my life has corrected me or anyone around me on this subject tends to make me believe that it was "Luke, I am your father" until recently.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:33 pm to
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well to be fair, a lot of people just know that line from chris farley in Tommy Boy Luuuuuuke, Luuuuuuke, I am your father


That, or it WAS "Luke, I am your father" when Tommy Boy came out and Tommy Boy is now a time capsule attesting to that fact.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:35 pm to
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There are other discrepancies... what color chartreuse is, whether New Zealand is generally north or south of Australia, etc. etc.
Tell me more about these 2, especially New Zealand.
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13875 posts
Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:35 pm to
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They said:
“Let’s get Mikey. He’ll eat it. He eats everything.”

Right?

Except, in this universe anyway, they didn't!



because that doesn't make any sense. They were saying that if Mikey, who hates everything, likes it then we should like it too. Why would they be surprised if Mikey liked it if he ate everything? Doesn't make sense.
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