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Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App

Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:35 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45539 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:35 am
Covenant Eyes Facebook Ad

Can somebody watch this and tell me if it's real or not? It's a commercial for an app that lets a buddy see if you're watching porn. I was 50/50 on it being real until the end when the wife eats the pickle. I'm definitely leaning fake now.
This post was edited on 11/4/19 at 9:39 am
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64037 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:36 am to
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It's a commercial for an app that lets a buddy see if you're watching porn.


What!
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:39 am to
Didn click so not sure on exact app. but 100% is a real thing. Coworker last yr was telln me about it. He and all his church group friends had it installed to hold each other accountable
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:41 am to
I may get downvoted to heck but Porn addcition is real and a problem of a good percentage of men and women. Take a stroll over into reddit dead bedrooms and see some real life stories. It's not as innoucous as some may think.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45539 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:44 am to
I agree that porn addiction is a real thing. For some reason I just find it hilarious that your buddy would be laying down getting ready to go to sleep and he gets an alert that you just visited Pornhub on your phone.
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
17372 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:46 am to
That was one of the most cringe worthy advertisements I’ve ever seen. Who doesn’t want their own personal Porn Buddy?
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
7136 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:49 am to
If me finding out my friend is wanking it helps to save one marriage....
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:49 am to
It's real, wanker.

U ain't going to stop.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:50 am to
Yah porn is legit a threat to happy sex life
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4760 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:54 am to
I don’t know about that particular app but it’s a real thing. But the bigger question is: what have you been up to for that app to show on your FB feed?
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:56 am to
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Yah porn is legit a threat to happy sex life


If I get laid, I dont watch.

If I ain't getting none, I do. The ball is in my womans court.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139226 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Can somebody watch this and tell me if it's real or not? It's a commercial for an app that lets a buddy see if you're watching porn.

Mikelbr is chubbin up at the thought of this
Posted by CarlBrutananadilews
Member since Oct 2019
392 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:00 am to
Can confirm, legit real addiction.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23600 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:03 am to
It's real. When the fiancee and I were going through marriage prep stuff, one of the speakers advertised the app. Rubbing one out every once in a while isn't bad, but being addicted to porn is some different stuff.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:09 am to
It creates false realities and expectations, thus making the actual experience of doing it feel like fiction.

I try my best to stay away from pron but sometimes all that is good in the world is them boobies a jigglin' and shakin'.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3162 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:18 am to
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For some reason I just find it hilarious that your buddy would be laying down getting ready to go to sleep and he gets an alert that you just visited Pornhub on your phone.



My friends had to uninstall the app because I was killing their batteries.
This post was edited on 11/4/19 at 10:32 am
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:19 am to
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He and all his church group friends had it installed to hold each other accountable


“Accountable”
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139226 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:21 am to
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:33 am to
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Can somebody watch this and tell me if it's real or not?


This program is absolutely real, when I used to do tech support I once had a super religious guy ask me for help with it.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 11/4/19 at 10:35 am to
quote:

For some reason I just find it hilarious that your buddy would be laying down getting ready to go to sleep and he gets an alert that you just visited Pornhub on your phone.


Different strokes for different folks.
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