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OysterPoBoy
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Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
Covenant Eyes Facebook Ad

Can somebody watch this and tell me if it's real or not? It's a commercial for an app that lets a buddy see if you're watching porn. I was 50/50 on it being real until the end when the wife eats the pickle. I'm definitely leaning fake now.
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Tchefuncte Tiger
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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It's a commercial for an app that lets a buddy see if you're watching porn.


What!


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oleyeller
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
Didn click so not sure on exact app. but 100% is a real thing. Coworker last yr was telln me about it. He and all his church group friends had it installed to hold each other accountable


Hogwarts
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
I may get downvoted to heck but Porn addcition is real and a problem of a good percentage of men and women. Take a stroll over into reddit dead bedrooms and see some real life stories. It's not as innoucous as some may think.


OysterPoBoy
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
I agree that porn addiction is a real thing. For some reason I just find it hilarious that your buddy would be laying down getting ready to go to sleep and he gets an alert that you just visited Pornhub on your phone.


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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
That was one of the most cringe worthy advertisements I’ve ever seen. Who doesn’t want their own personal Porn Buddy?


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Stexas
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
If me finding out my friend is wanking it helps to save one marriage....


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Flashback
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
It's real, wanker.

U ain't going to stop.


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SirWinston
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
Yah porn is legit a threat to happy sex life


BR Tiger
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
I don’t know about that particular app but it’s a real thing. But the bigger question is: what have you been up to for that app to show on your FB feed?


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Flashback
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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Yah porn is legit a threat to happy sex life


If I get laid, I dont watch.

If I ain't getting none, I do. The ball is in my womans court.


upgrayedd
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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Can somebody watch this and tell me if it's real or not? It's a commercial for an app that lets a buddy see if you're watching porn.

Mikelbr is chubbin up at the thought of this


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CarlBrutananadilews
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
Can confirm, legit real addiction.


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Ingeniero
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
It's real. When the fiancee and I were going through marriage prep stuff, one of the speakers advertised the app. Rubbing one out every once in a while isn't bad, but being addicted to porn is some different stuff.


Honest Tune
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
It creates false realities and expectations, thus making the actual experience of doing it feel like fiction.

I try my best to stay away from pron but sometimes all that is good in the world is them boobies a jigglin' and shakin'.


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Christopher Columbo
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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For some reason I just find it hilarious that your buddy would be laying down getting ready to go to sleep and he gets an alert that you just visited Pornhub on your phone.



My friends had to uninstall the app because I was killing their batteries.
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Dawgholio
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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He and all his church group friends had it installed to hold each other accountable


“Accountable”


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efrad
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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Can somebody watch this and tell me if it's real or not?


This program is absolutely real, when I used to do tech support I once had a super religious guy ask me for help with it.


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Rep520
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re: Covenant Eyes Porn Addiction App
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For some reason I just find it hilarious that your buddy would be laying down getting ready to go to sleep and he gets an alert that you just visited Pornhub on your phone.


Different strokes for different folks.


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