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Couple starts having sex in pizza place as mortified cashier awkwardly takes their order

Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:27 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:27 pm


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There's an old saying that goes something like, "Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's good."

A couple in England narrowly avoided jail time after getting caught having bad sex while ordering bad pizza.


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Last year, ??????Daniella Hirst, 29, and Craig Smith, 31, walked into a Domino's pizza delivery shop in Scarborough, England and they just couldn't keep their hands off each other. Security camera footage caught Hirst performing oral sex on Smith, before the two had intercourse on the counter near the cash register.


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In September 2017, the couple pled guilty to charges of outraging public decency in court. The couple were spared jail time but they have to perform community service, obey a 23-week curfew, and be fitted with electronic tags.


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Posted by Reservoir dawg
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:28 pm to
Somebody should beat the shite out of those people
Posted by Bmath
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:29 pm to
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September 2017


Posted by tigersaint26
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:29 pm to
This is a case of

Posted by Janky
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:30 pm to
They post here. I think it is Jones and LAlady.
Posted by Cracker
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:34 pm to
cuck
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:35 pm to
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They post here. I think it is Jones and LAlady.
they are so short that they couldn't see over the counter
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:38 pm to
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a Domino's pizza delivery shop in Scarborough, England
The Special there has parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
Posted by Rize
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:40 pm to






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Posted by Tigerbait357
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:41 pm to
This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 12:30 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:41 pm to
Molly is a hell of a drug.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:42 pm to
She fly.
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:46 pm to
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Molly is a hell of a drug.

Coming to say they were coked up or on the mdm&a.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:48 pm to
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a Domino's pizza delivery shop in Scarborough, England



The Special there has parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.


Posted by Smalls
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:50 pm to
I'll never understand why people get all tatted up. Why do that to your body?
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:51 pm to
To be an individual, just like everyone else.
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:53 pm to
Welcome to Dom N Hoes, how may I help you?
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:54 pm to
Five dollar, five dollar foot long. Oops, wrong eatery.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 6/29/18 at 8:55 pm to
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The Special there has parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

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In 1966 Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel popularized their modified version of this haunting 16th Century English canticle on their album named "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme". The the comes from the song Scarborough Fair and the tale of a young man seeking love.

I use that blend on roast hens and turkeys.
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