re: Couple doesn’t have money to pay extra baggage fee, Keanu Reeves pays for them

“I’m not on pain pills.

Know where I could get some?”

You tryin to get hooked on pain pills?
Cause that’s how you get hooked on pain pills.

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Know where I could get some?

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Probably could go to the local black market vendor to find your correct medication.

Well done Neo.

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I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store when I was on vacation in L.A. one time. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Keanu trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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You made all of this up.

you never know someone's reason for flying. they may have not had any intent on flying andy may have had a family member pass away. they may have had to max out their credit cards just for the flights. They probably never fly and didn't know anything about the extra baggage fee.

He was probably just trying to keep the line moving. I’ve been tempted to pay for people’s groceries when they were digging around for change. Not because I’m nice, just to get them the hell out of the way.

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Probably could go to the local black market vendor to find your correct medication.

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Know where I can find a black market vendor in Katy Texas?

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Great for Keanu but who books a flight and doesn’t factor in the extra baggage fees into the cost??

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They probably don't have a lot of money and didn't realize how much the fees were. Or, had an unexpected ding on their account?

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He was probably just trying to keep the line moving.

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He's nothing like the average Hollywood type