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Could you sack Eli Manning for 1 million ?

Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 1:59 pm
His only o-line man is a jonah hill type dude. you then have to sack manning to the gorund. 1 million cash
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:00 pm to
of course

look at him

he runs like a Welshman
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:00 pm to
Stahp
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:00 pm to
I've sacked your mom's mouth for much less
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:00 pm to
There have been some shitty threads started today, but this one might be the worst. Congrats!
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:01 pm to
i said eli, not wentz or god forbid cam newton
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:01 pm to
Originally read OP as "suck" and I was like man you got no idea what I'd do for a million dollars
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:01 pm to
Can he run a 40 faster than 7 seconds?

If yes, how about he gets two Jonah hills but can't move
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:04 pm to
I know this is the OT but you do realize that he is 6'4" and 218? Pretty big dude. Peyton, on the other hand, is 6'4" and 230. I stood next to him and he is one huge mofo. Would not want to try to tangle with him.
Posted by Freezus22
Da Boot
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:04 pm to
He'd just trip over his center and sack himself
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:04 pm to
hell id do it for free frick eli manning
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:06 pm to
What other qb is easier to get,? Brees too strong , wilson fast
Stafford big Ben is big
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

What other qb is easier to get


David Carr would probably pay you 1 million NOT to sack him.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:20 pm to
I could.
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:21 pm to
I would run over Jonah Hill's bitch arse like that big biker did in the Jump Street movie.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Could you sack Eli Manning for 1 million ?


nice try... gonna change the title now?
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:25 pm to
Would Eli Manning sack your mom for 1 million?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:32 pm to
Apparently his combine 40 was about 4.9. That's slow for the NFL, but it's still a lot faster than the average guy who has been jockeying a desk for 15 years, has arthritis in at least one knee, and a gut hanging over his belt.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:42 pm to
Dude, I can sack Eli if someone like Jonah Hill is blocking. How long will I have to get to him?
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 2:45 pm to
till he passes to an old white guy guarded by college db
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