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re: Could you land a commercial airplane in an emergency?

Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:27 pm to
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10591 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:27 pm to
Someone walking me through it, sure.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:28 pm to
One thing that bolsters this false bravado is a lot of pilots tell people “ahh shucks, it’s nothing really, anyone can do it”
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16034 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:29 pm to
No. I would never be able to find the runway
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36361 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:36 pm to
Yeah, with ATC assitance and a long runway with no bad crosswind for sure.


But I did use to have a private pilots license.

Just get me on a LONG final, lol.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 7:41 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:37 pm to
I could put you in a sim and walk you through, you pick, T-38 virtual sim, F-4, F-15, B-727 through 787, or anything else and hold your hand and get you back on the ground, then if I give you the jet and say off you go, good luck, you’d be dead in minutes
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91255 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:37 pm to
I dunno. If I had an expert that walked me through it step by step I’m pretty sure I could manage it and not kill everyone. Might mess up the plane but maybe survive

Also depends on landing conditions. Crosswinds, ice, rain etc make it much harder
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
35105 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:37 pm to
My brother does it for a living, and I'm smarter and better looking than he is.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17694 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

My wife was a flight attendant for 30 years. A pilot told her crew during pre flight he could teach any of them in 10 minutes to land the plane …… hope they fired him, obviously nuts if he thinks my wife could’ve done it. She can barely park a car in the garage….

He was just trying to bang her.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:44 pm to
and more than likely did
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65144 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Could you land a commercial airplane in an emergency?


I am 100% confident I could get it on the ground. I’d bet every dollar I have to my name on that.

Now what sort of condition that plane, and the people on board look like afterwards… that’s a different matter.

But I would get it on the ground.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:50 pm to
you’d fly it like a tank
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29419 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 7:56 pm to
I can just google how to land a plane and I'll be alright.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68775 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:11 pm to
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Lesser people have done it, so yes
How did you determine they were lesser?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114236 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:14 pm to
I can follow directions so if I had someone telling me what to do then more than likely. Other than that, everyone better hope I get lucky when I just start pushing buttons.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65144 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

you’d fly it like a tank


True.
This post was edited on 8/3/23 at 8:18 pm
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8090 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

I have been working on aircraft avionics for almost 30 years now. Without a doubt I could.


You are my favorite type to put in the sim. I’ve had 8,000 hr flight engineers that would bitch about every landing, that sat inches from pilots for decades, put them in the seat and turn them loose. Some couldn’t even cruise missle us into the runway. Some could get us to the runway, but no way we could safely land.

Granted, this was in a much less technically advanced aircraft than a 787…
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5721 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:45 pm to
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How did you determine they were lesser?


They weren’t white upper middle class males, duh.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:45 pm to
sort of the equivalent of letting Vanna take Pat’s place when he had Covid, she’d been watching the same shite for decades but she was put in the seat she crashed and burned
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7767 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

I can just google how to land a plane and I'll be alright.


Plot twist, Wifi doesn’t work, and cellular doesn’t work going 500 MPH.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 8/3/23 at 8:49 pm to
it does on my jet, not cellular though
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