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Could you fix her? Jennifer Lopez lookalike arrested for stealing batteries

Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:43 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22471 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:43 pm


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Cyrena Anne Quast, 35, of St. Cloud, Minnesota, was busted for allegedly swiping two double packs of power-tool batteries from a Monticello store on August 30. But it was Quast's mugshot – featuring the same steely stare Lopez is famous for flashing – that has been leaving fans of The Wedding Planner star doing a serious double take.



https://radaronline.com/p/jennifer-lopez-lookalike-mugshot-woman-arrested-stealing-batteries/

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Quast allegedly fessed up to swiping two double packs of power-tool batteries, priced at $299 and $249, for a combined haul of $578. The complaint put the total value of merchandise allegedly stolen in the case at $747.

She was charged with felony theft.




Posted by TIGERHOLD
Orleans Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1397 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:44 pm to
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Minnesota


And like that, you’ve lost me
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
58754 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:48 pm to
at least JLo is rich

I'm not dating a stripper
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7791 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:53 pm to
That really is a strong resemblance
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24323 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:54 pm to
I mean the resemblance is uncanny.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
1201 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:01 pm to
Never metal.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
22101 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:08 pm to
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She was charged with felony theft.

Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
26638 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:11 pm to
Doesn’t show the only part of J-LO anyone cares about
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57249 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:13 pm to
Looks like she feel into a tackle box. Do not want
Posted by OscarTheGrouch
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
6230 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:16 pm to
IWHI

This post was edited on 9/22/26 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
5516 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:22 pm to
She needs to take out the piercings first. Leave that to the ugly girls. No I'm not able to fix that,
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
11070 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:38 pm to
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IWHI
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
626 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:41 pm to
Jenny from the block of cheese
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19699 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:41 pm to

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And like that, you’ve lost me


Your signal has been successfully launched
Posted by EdgarAllenHoe
Member since Aug 2026
68 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:43 pm to
Pussy 10/10. I can't guarantee you won't get the herp.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
8287 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:17 pm to

Stunt double.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5473 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:40 pm to
thought that was my cousins wife at fisrt. they live in the sticks around Loranger.

ETA: the mughsot version not the make up version.
This post was edited on 9/22/26 at 3:41 pm
Posted by America250
Member since Jun 2026
593 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:43 pm to
With lots of makeup, i could definitely fix her at least for a minute or two.
Posted by WM88
Rayvegas
Member since Aug 2004
2199 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:47 pm to
Depends on the rest of the body.

Unlikely though
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
81280 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:14 pm to
If I saw her walking down the street with makeup on, I would 100 percent think that was jlo
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