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Could you fix her? Jennifer Lopez lookalike arrested for stealing batteries
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:43 pm
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Cyrena Anne Quast, 35, of St. Cloud, Minnesota, was busted for allegedly swiping two double packs of power-tool batteries from a Monticello store on August 30. But it was Quast's mugshot – featuring the same steely stare Lopez is famous for flashing – that has been leaving fans of The Wedding Planner star doing a serious double take.
https://radaronline.com/p/jennifer-lopez-lookalike-mugshot-woman-arrested-stealing-batteries/
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Quast allegedly fessed up to swiping two double packs of power-tool batteries, priced at $299 and $249, for a combined haul of $578. The complaint put the total value of merchandise allegedly stolen in the case at $747.
She was charged with felony theft.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:44 pm to Shexter
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Minnesota
And like that, you’ve lost me
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:48 pm to TIGERHOLD
at least JLo is rich
I'm not dating a stripper
I'm not dating a stripper
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:53 pm to Shexter
That really is a strong resemblance
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:54 pm to Shexter
I mean the resemblance is uncanny. 
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:08 pm to Shexter
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She was charged with felony theft.

Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:11 pm to Shexter
Doesn’t show the only part of J-LO anyone cares about
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:13 pm to Shexter
Looks like she feel into a tackle box. Do not want
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:16 pm to Shexter
IWHI

This post was edited on 9/22/26 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:22 pm to OscarTheGrouch
She needs to take out the piercings first. Leave that to the ugly girls. No I'm not able to fix that,
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:41 pm to Shexter
Jenny from the block of cheese
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:41 pm to TIGERHOLD
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And like that, you’ve lost me
Your signal has been successfully launched
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:43 pm to Shexter
Pussy 10/10. I can't guarantee you won't get the herp.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:40 pm to Shexter
thought that was my cousins wife at fisrt. they live in the sticks around Loranger.
ETA: the mughsot version not the make up version.
ETA: the mughsot version not the make up version.
This post was edited on 9/22/26 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:43 pm to Shexter
With lots of makeup, i could definitely fix her at least for a minute or two.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:47 pm to Shexter
Depends on the rest of the body.
Unlikely though
Unlikely though
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:14 pm to Shexter
If I saw her walking down the street with makeup on, I would 100 percent think that was jlo

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