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Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:12 pm to boosiebadazz
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All said, I think I could take 10-12 kindergarteners
What's the other option? They beat you up or just like get you down to the ground? If you're 6'3 215 you could take way more than 10-12 out before you had any damage done to you.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:12 pm to fitz
But if you can knock an 80 year old over they ain't getting back up. Kids bounce.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:13 pm to RandySavage
Let’s say you lose if your knee touches the ground. I could probably take more, but that all depends on my stamina. Maybe 20 is more realistic
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:19 pm to boosiebadazz
Easily more kindergartners. Easy to break their will to fight. One half-assed punch and they're huddling in the corner leaking tears and snot and hollering for mama. Some of these 80 year olds are in decent shape and have a lot of rage built up. Heaven forbid you look anything like their shithead son who put them in a home.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:21 pm to northshorebamaman
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Easily more kindergartners. Easy to break their will to fight. One half-assed punch and they're huddling in the corner leaking tears and snot and hollering for mama. Some of these 80 year olds are in decent shape and have a lot of rage built up. Heaven forbid you look anything like their shithead son who put them in a home.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:28 pm to boosiebadazz
The 80 year olds have been around the block. They know the tricks, the vulnerable spots, and have probably sat and pondered many times in their life what they would do against different types of assailants whether it be a big ole boy or a group of skinny teens. There is but one answer here. Kindergarteners is the correct choice.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:31 pm to boosiebadazz
I’d have to get bored with destroying kindergarten kids. I’d say at least 150.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:32 pm to boosiebadazz
Kindergarteners.
No idea how many....you pick up the smallest and use it as a club against the rest.
No idea how many....you pick up the smallest and use it as a club against the rest.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:35 pm to boosiebadazz
I’ll fight the kindergarteners. There’s a reason that there’s a saying “Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill”
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:38 pm to RandySavage
quote:
What's the other option? They beat you up or just like get you down to the ground? If you're 6'3 215 you could take way more than 10-12 out before you had any damage done to you.
Well with kindergartwner you have to be careful not to be dragged down by their numbers.
That's why I say you use one of them as a club and battering ram so you can knock multiple ones out at a time. Lol.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:39 pm to boosiebadazz
I’m almost 50
You don’t want to catch me on a good day
You don’t want to catch me on a good day
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:40 pm to RandySavage
quote:
e 6'3 215
Child’s play
6-3, 260
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:40 pm to boosiebadazz
So you are tall pudgy T Rex type guy?
All makes sense
All makes sense
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:45 pm to boosiebadazz
Kindergartners. You could run into a pretty spry 80 year old or two.
Now, depending on where you draw the kindergartners from, it's possible you could draw a couple that have experience arming themselves with nearby objects, so you have to take that into account.
Now, depending on where you draw the kindergartners from, it's possible you could draw a couple that have experience arming themselves with nearby objects, so you have to take that into account.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 12:49 pm to SDVTiger
My arms are actually longer than they should be so reverse T. rex. Not overtly pudgy but I could lose 10-15
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:07 pm to boosiebadazz
Same strategy either way. Kindergartens are slow. 80 year olds are slow. Keep moving.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:14 pm to boosiebadazz
Ok, Chuck Norris is 80. How many Chuck Norris’s do you think you could take compared to kindergarteners?
I could wreck a whole horde of kindergarteners. I could knock one out easily and use him as a weapon against all others. I would swing him around like a baseball bat just taking out anyone in my path. As the bodies start piling up they wouldn’t even be able to reach me. I’d make a fort out of kindergarteners. I know it won’t last, but the obstacle of piled up kindergarteners would give me space to catch my breath.
Also, kindergarteners couldn’t even hurt me. They can’t reach my face. I would certainly have to protect my dick but if I wear a cup I’m invincible. There would be nothing a kindergartner could do to hurt me.
The only way I finally succumb to kindergarteners is if I give up from being too exhausted from kicking their asses all day. Realistically I think I could take out about 120,000 of them before I get too tired.
I could wreck a whole horde of kindergarteners. I could knock one out easily and use him as a weapon against all others. I would swing him around like a baseball bat just taking out anyone in my path. As the bodies start piling up they wouldn’t even be able to reach me. I’d make a fort out of kindergarteners. I know it won’t last, but the obstacle of piled up kindergarteners would give me space to catch my breath.
Also, kindergarteners couldn’t even hurt me. They can’t reach my face. I would certainly have to protect my dick but if I wear a cup I’m invincible. There would be nothing a kindergartner could do to hurt me.
The only way I finally succumb to kindergarteners is if I give up from being too exhausted from kicking their asses all day. Realistically I think I could take out about 120,000 of them before I get too tired.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:23 pm to boosiebadazz
Im gonna say kindergarten...80 yr knows enough to use that cane.
That being said...wife and i were in childrens church coverage one sunday. 5 yr olds were playing and none of the other kids could touch this one little dude. He was so quick...he walks over to me and i think he is hugging me....nope...little man proceeds to lift me off the floor. Im 6'3" and 205 ,fortunately there was a support column next to me or i would have been in my butt. So ..not that kindergartener
That being said...wife and i were in childrens church coverage one sunday. 5 yr olds were playing and none of the other kids could touch this one little dude. He was so quick...he walks over to me and i think he is hugging me....nope...little man proceeds to lift me off the floor. Im 6'3" and 205 ,fortunately there was a support column next to me or i would have been in my butt. So ..not that kindergartener
Posted on 4/13/20 at 1:24 pm to Vestigial Morgan
quote:Just take him out first and it’s smooth sailing from there.
So ..not that kindergartener
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