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Could you fight more kindergarteners or more 80 year olds?
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:36 am
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:36 am
How many do you think you could successfully fight/fend off at one time? I’m 6’3, 215, but it’s not a balling 215. It’s like a pudgy, kinda in shape but he drinks too much beer and doesn’t stay as active as he should 215. I do have long arms which I think would help me fend off an attacking horde.
I think I could beat up like 12 kindergarteners all at once. They’re lighter than the old people so you could throw them. They’re lower to the ground so kicks are more in play, but maybe you have to bend more to throw punches. With old people, they weigh more so just physically throwing them is a bit harder. Their bones are more brittle so maybe punches and kicks are more devastating.
All said, I think I could take 10-12 kindergarteners while only being able to fight 7-9 octogenarians at once.
What are your numbers?
I think I could beat up like 12 kindergarteners all at once. They’re lighter than the old people so you could throw them. They’re lower to the ground so kicks are more in play, but maybe you have to bend more to throw punches. With old people, they weigh more so just physically throwing them is a bit harder. Their bones are more brittle so maybe punches and kicks are more devastating.
All said, I think I could take 10-12 kindergarteners while only being able to fight 7-9 octogenarians at once.
What are your numbers?
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Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:37 am to boosiebadazz
Kindergartners
There are some reasonably in shape 80 years old there.
There are some reasonably in shape 80 years old there.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:38 am to boosiebadazz
Old man strength ain't no joke, baw.
I'd rather demolish the children
I'd rather demolish the children
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:38 am to boosiebadazz
I know more than one 80 year old that would kick your arse all by himself.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:38 am to boosiebadazz
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I’m 6’3, 215
quote:you need to have more faith in yourself.
I think I could beat up like 12 kindergarteners all at once.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:39 am to boosiebadazz
Will they be coached to box/rip your nut sack off?
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:39 am to boosiebadazz
All it takes is running into the wrong 80 year old and it could be lights out. I'd take my chances with the little fellas
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:39 am to boosiebadazz
Depends, we talking retarded Tuckers or savage little demons, and barely can walk with a walker dementia patients or old man strength retired marines?
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:40 am to boosiebadazz
There are plenty of videos of thugs getting knocked smooth the frick out by some senior citizen who's a former boxer.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:40 am to StealthCalais11
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Depends, we talking retarded Tuckers or savage little demons, and barely can walk with a walker dementia patients or old man strength retired marines?
Definitely. lots of variables in play
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:41 am to boosiebadazz
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I’m 6’3, 215
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:41 am to boosiebadazz
80 yr olds have been through a lot. kindy kids would have lower pain tolerance
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:42 am to boosiebadazz
Give me 30 kindergartners. i think the 80 y/o would work together and team up on me whereas the kids would be in mass panic
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:42 am to boosiebadazz
The only thing more odd than the subject of this thread is the frequency it comes up on the OT.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:42 am to boosiebadazz
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80-Year-Old Russian Man Fights Bear, Gets Thrown Off Cliff, Lives
LINK
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 11:45 am
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:43 am to SEClint
I’m pretty out of shape. Stamina would be my main hurdle.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:44 am to boosiebadazz
i could take 50 joe bidens
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:44 am to boosiebadazz
80 year olds are taller and smarter. I'd take my chances with the 3ft idiots.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:45 am to boosiebadazz
We did this a few months ago.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 11:46 am to fitz
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Kindergartners
There are some reasonably in shape 80 years old there.
Weight alone is a huge factor
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